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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 3:41 am
by The Jonster
Granted but then you wake up and realize in horror that it was a dream and this plays when you wake up...
I wish I wasn’t feeling sick to my stomach right now.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 4:04 am
by Steo
Granted but then I do instead.
I wish I didn't have a horrible sleep pattern.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 4:09 am
by The Jonster
Granted but then I get the horrible sleep pattern to add to my already poor sleep pattern.
I wish I could finish all my games quickly.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 6:42 am
by Steo
Granted but now you have my sleep pattern
I wish I could be as good as others at Rayman 3 and be able to get the 3 Matuvu combo.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 1:14 pm
by The Jonster
Granted but it turns out I'm the one who succeeded!
I wish my friends could all make it to RD.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:06 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Granted but then in casual activities, you get so much ninja posts in your arse that it is not even funny.
I wish that pizza can fly to my house when I order them.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:09 pm
by The Jonster
Granted but then the pizzas fly into the painted outside walls of your house, making it cheesy and vulernable to flying cheese elves.
I wish I could make up weird responses like that!

Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:10 pm
by Aaron
Uhh... what's your wish?
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:14 pm
by The Jonster
The Jonster wrote:
I wish I could make up weird responses like that!

Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 11:30 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
The Jonster wrote:I wish I could make up weird responses like that!

Granted But then responses in general will Stay illogical.
I wish Containment Facilities for keeping supernatural anomalies out of Contact from civilization are real.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:11 pm
by The Jonster
Granted but then they escape, releasing terrible things intot he world!
I wish that everybody could make RD.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:42 pm
by Steo
Granted but they're vinyl records instead
I wish I could achieve the higher scores I want on those other levels in Rayman 3.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:08 pm
by The Jonster
Granted but then it turns out you used a cheat
I wish I cold jump higher in the GC version of Rayman 3.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:14 pm
by Steo
Granted but now he won't move forward mid jump.
I wish I could play every game perfectly without cheating like feck

Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:15 pm
by The Jonster
Granted but then the games become boring.
I wish I could learn how to fly with my hair.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:20 pm
by Steo
Granted but you're only flying with a jetpack but have hair
I wish I could figure out what happened to that toe.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:58 pm
by The Jonster
Granted but then you forget what the problem is.
I wish my personality didn't have flaws.

Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:44 pm
by Steo
Guilty but then your body has flaws instead.
I wish there was such thing as the perfect OS.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:48 pm
by Aaron
Granted but then your internet connection will have flaws.
I wish there will never be any spam attacks on this forum ever again.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:59 pm
by Steo
Granted but then nobody can log in without being accused of spamming.
I wish I could afford the last couple of Rayman games I don't own yet.