Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Spanex]

Because Belitta would sound belittling.

BO!

[THEdragon]

Betilla Origins? But she's not unique enough! We have to kill off all the other nympths and deny their existance.

Why am I suddenly eating loads of olives!?

[Reese Riverson]

Because you are turning into Olive Oyl so Popeye and Bluto will fight over you.


Would you hide behind a broomstick and be invisible?

[Smega]

Perhaps if it was a magic broomstick.

What is Earthworm Jim's favourite song?

[Reese Riverson]

Elmo's song.

Why would he listen to such things?

[THEdragon]

Because he's an earthworm. Earthworms live in dirt and eat decomposing organic matter.

What else eats decomposing organic matter?

[Rayrobi]

You.

Do you like it's taste?

[THEdragon]

Better than substitute plum products.

What's the square root of pi?

[Smega]

Crum.

What is the triangle root of pi?

[THEdragon]

The Musician's beard.

Why does Tarayzan have the same hairstyle as Rayman?

[Reese Riverson]

Because he is a thief of hairstyles.


What shall we do to punish him?

[Smega]

Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge.

What is Globox's fav video on YouTube?

[Spanex]

He can compare to it.

What would Rayman think if he knew this?

[THEdragon]

"I really need to keep him away from the internet."

What's the Musician's favourite YouTube video?

[Rayrobi]

The song he composed on his guitar. He uploaded it to YouTube.

Do you like his song?

[THEdragon]

Well of course, but the music video is creepy...

Recently I have been making jokes about hippies being processed into food products and eaten. Then I came to the realisation that not too long ago I gave the Musician the name 'Oliver' in a fanfic, and now I suddenly really enjoy eating olives. Is that bad?

[Shrooblord]

Hell no, you already sold your soul to the Devil - no worries about other evils you may or may not perform!

What the hell is that a video of?! O.o (the one Spanex posted)

[Rayrobi]

That video is of a man who walks to the store.

Why is he naked?

[Shrooblord]

He was experiencing so many random spasms, he couldn't get his clothes on properly.

What caused his seizures?

[THEdragon]

Looking into the haunting eyes of the Musician's psychopath wife.

What's the best thing to eat for breakfast?