Rayman Pirate-Community

Because Belitta would sound belittling.

BO!

Betilla Origins? But she's not unique enough! We have to kill off all the other nympths and deny their existance.

Why am I suddenly eating loads of olives!?

Because you are turning into Olive Oyl so Popeye and Bluto will fight over you.


Would you hide behind a broomstick and be invisible?

Perhaps if it was a magic broomstick.

What is Earthworm Jim's favourite song?

Elmo's song.

Why would he listen to such things?

Because he's an earthworm. Earthworms live in dirt and eat decomposing organic matter.

What else eats decomposing organic matter?

You.

Do you like it's taste?

Better than substitute plum products.

What's the square root of pi?

Crum.

What is the triangle root of pi?

The Musician's beard.

Why does Tarayzan have the same hairstyle as Rayman?

Because he is a thief of hairstyles.


What shall we do to punish him?

Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge.

What is Globox's fav video on YouTube?

He can compare to it.

What would Rayman think if he knew this?

"I really need to keep him away from the internet."

What's the Musician's favourite YouTube video?

The song he composed on his guitar. He uploaded it to YouTube.

Do you like his song?

Well of course, but the music video is creepy...

Recently I have been making jokes about hippies being processed into food products and eaten. Then I came to the realisation that not too long ago I gave the Musician the name 'Oliver' in a fanfic, and now I suddenly really enjoy eating olives. Is that bad?

Hell no, you already sold your soul to the Devil - no worries about other evils you may or may not perform!

What the hell is that a video of?! O.o (the one Spanex posted)

That video is of a man who walks to the store.

Why is he naked?

He was experiencing so many random spasms, he couldn't get his clothes on properly.

What caused his seizures?

Looking into the haunting eyes of the Musician's psychopath wife.

What's the best thing to eat for breakfast?