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She's kicking the photographer because he tried to take a photo of her sunbathing when everyone went on holiday.

How does the photographer get to all those dangerous locations in the game unharmed anyway?

Magic, he floats around in a giant bubble.

Where did he get such powers at?

He broke into Andrew's house and stole a magic formula.

Why did one of Razoff's ancestors hunt Space Mama?

For her golden slippers.

Just what is the Bubble Dreamer's deal?

He ate the wrong bowl of mushroom soup, if you know what I mean.

Why are the second and third sections of Mr Stone's Peaks flooded?

Because Bégoniax's toilet was all clogged up, so she had to find another place to go.

What clogged up her toilet?!

A pervert that fell down in the toilet.

What is space mama doing?

Dating Mr Sax.

Where did they go for their romantic date?

Mr. Sax's Hullabowchickawowow.

How do the other inhabitants of Band Land know someone's blowing Mr. Sax's horn?

They were watching the whole time.

Why did Mr Stone, the badass tough guy, let a family of hippies live at Mr Stone's Peaks?

Every bully needs a bunch of softies to bully around.

If Mr. Stone's a bully, what does that make of Mr. Dark?

An assassin.

How can the trumpet-people in Band Land live knowing that they are living musical instruments!?

Don't you know they have a heart of brass?

If Mr. Dark's the assassin, what does that make of the Ninja Pirates? This could go on for a while...

Motorboat engineers.

Where can I buy the best boat in the Valley?

According to your logic, aboard the Pirate's Prison ship the Buccaneer... oh, drat! That blew up.

Following this set of rules, we determine how the Guardians got their appearance:
Guardian + fire + golden body armour -> Foutch
Guardian + ice + crystal body armour -> Axel
Guardian + wind + silver body armour -> Grolem 13

What is missing at the '???'
Guardian + rock + ??? -> Umber

ebony body armor
while the guardian of darkness have a daedric body armor
you think that there is a guardian of darkness?

Probably Jano's a good candidate for that, when he's not busy picking out skulls from his teeth.

Will your skull be between Jano's teeth?

nope but problaby rayman s skull was there
could mr dark be the lord of darkness?

No, that's too obvious. Mr Dark's already the lord of pink cake and happy people.

Is the cake fermented?

well its full dead bodies from the last mr dark victims,does this count as fermented?
is its that mr dark can transform the world into a dark and macabre world?