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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:41 pm
by PluMGMK
Granted, but you end up freezing to death because they're so cool.
I wish I could stomach Blindboy Boatclub's short stories.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:12 pm
by The Jonster
Granted, but then you cant stomach jokes.
I wish I could see Globox driving in a bike.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:14 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Granted but then Steo needs to think of someone else to ride a bike in his signature.
I wish Candy Daisy was available in all Mario games that Daisy herself appeared in.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:51 pm
by Steo
Granted but then Peach disappears instead.
I wish I had enough money for decent speakers.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:30 pm
by The Jonster
Granted, but then your speakers shatter the glass windows in your room, bringing in hot air.
I wish I could teleport around the world.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:39 pm
by Steo
Granted but you have no control of where you end up.
I wish I could afford the parts for my computer right now.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:40 pm
by Aaron
Granted but then you won't be able to afford sweet, sweet Guinness.
I wish Akinator was better at guessing characters.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:07 am
by The Jonster
This will be granted except all the characters are in different languages.
I wish my sound driver wasn’t broken.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:10 am
by Steo
Granted but then your display one breaks instead.
I wish I had a Nvidia RTX 2080.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:15 am
by Aaron
Granted but it turns out to be faulty.
I wish the full version of Monumentum Valley wasn't so costly.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 6:27 pm
by The Jonster
You grant this wish except when you buy it it turns out to be fake.
I wish I hadn't bitten my tongue just now.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:01 pm
by Steo
Granted but then you bite your hand.
I wish I had more energy.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:02 pm
by Aaron
Granted but it's negative energy.
I wish I could eat my Mars bars in peace.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:04 pm
by Steo
Granted, but then you don't get to sleep in peace.
I wish I could have all the money in the world.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:08 am
by The Jonster
Granted but then everything requires you to pay in dough. Cookie dough!!
I wish I could post lightning fast.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:06 am
by Steo
Granted but then your keyboard is totalled.
I wish I had full energy right now.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:13 am
by The Jonster
Granted but then RD ends.
I wish I could come up with more posting ideas.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:14 am
by Steo
Granted but then you fall asleep.
I wish I could drink coffee.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:23 am
by The Jonster
Granted but then you can't stomach beer.
I wish I had a lot of posts in 5 seconds.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:24 am
by Steo
Granted but then the servers go down.
I wish I could touch type.