You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Keane]

When everything from the last 138 pages happened to you.

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

Mr. Dark can't defeat you

That's a good thing.

not for me

[Danone]

When everything from the last 138 pages happened to you.

when raytunes discover there is 139 pages!

[ikke471]

When raytunes manageses to beat rayman 1 quicker than you!

[Arz]

When you got killed by Axel in Rayman 2.

[Keane]

When raytunes manageses to beat rayman 1 quicker than you!

My boy, I've played the game a million times. It would mean about 70% of the world would suck at Rayman. YOU however, would just be able to beat my grandmother at the last second.

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

Polokus doesn't want to help you

[Shrooblord]

... when the Ninja Pirate from the Prison Ship nicks the Flying Shell and runs off to beat Razorbeard.
... when Rayman is the one controlling the Grolgoth.
... when Jano eats you anyways after you beat him to the treasure.
... when Jano's potion kills Clark instead of healing him.
... when Clark's corpse makes a spastic muscle twitch and one of his arms crushes Rayman.

[Arz]

...When you reach Anguish Lagoon without the fist power.

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

... when Jano's potion kills Clark instead of healing him.

that's a good one

[Shrooblord]

that's a good one

Thanks! Yah, I just try and fail and sometimes I get lucky and score a funny one.

... when a Walking Shell throws you off its back and into a lava pool in the SoSaF because of some weird glitch (=me).
... when the Power of the Leptys causes Globox to get a heart-attack.
... when Yellow Lums refuse to be collected.

[Arz]

...When Mr Dark kills you before the electoons give your fist back.
...When the plum tree of Clearleaf forest give you spikey fruits.

[Keane]

...When 'Rayman 3D' means the fist comes out of the screen and hits you.

[The Real Rayman]

You know you suck at Rayman when...

Excuse me? No one sucks at me...

[MLII]

I do. (At your games, that is. o_o)

...When 'Rayman 3D' means the fist comes out of the screen and hits you.

...PFFFFT -like-

[Danone]

When Globox finish rayman 2 and rayman is still in the initial ship

[Arz]

...When you're excpecting to find Super Mushrooms or Fire Flowers somewhere in a level.

[Shrooblord]

Excuse me? No one sucks at me...

I do.

Ewwww... yuck. (Sorry guys - had to be said. )

... when Razorbeard gets sick after eating the Yellow Lum in the cutscene before the Bayou.
... when the ship in the Precipice decides to sprint along, destroy the path ahead and then come back to find Rayman trapped.
... when Rayman gets juggled between two baby spiders and loses all his Energy.
... when Silver Lums don't give Rayman his powers back, but make him trip hardcore.
... when 1000 collected Yellow Lums later Rayman realises they don't come together to form the Heart of the World again.

EDIT:

Mah boi, I wonder what's for dinner? Squadala!

When Rayman knows what's for dinner!

... when Rayman is dinner.

[CheatCat]

... you need to drink the elixir of life.
... you need to drink the elixir of death.
... you the elixir of life to a plum.

[MLII]

Excuse me? No one sucks at me...

I do.

Ewwww... yuck. (Sorry guys - had to be said. )

...OH CRAP -edits post-

I TOTALLY DIDN'T SEE THAT. ;_;