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You FPD (Farts Per Day) average

5-20
14
48%
20-40
4
14%
40-100
11
38%
 
Total votes: 29
Ambidextroid
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

He was going to die anyway, he's like a brazillian years old now
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Keane
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> god intends for humanity to die
> humans avoid apocalypse, 100,000 escape on space ship to mars colony
> god transforms mars into poo orb right as ships land
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Re: FART

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At least there's fertiliser to grow crops on
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Ray502
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

Well true. Oh well someone else will replace him til the next blast
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Re: FART

Post by Pirez »

Already my 12th this very hour
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Keane
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> god transforms all space into poo
> earth gravity pulls poo towards it
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Ray502
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

Stuck on 0 farts
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Ambidextroid
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Re: FART

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Fartless
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Pirez
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Re: FART

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Already my 12th this very minute.
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Ambidextroid
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

My god what a champion
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Ray502
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

That is an accomplishment
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Re: FART

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A record, even?
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Re: FART

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Maybe. I could never do that many
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Ambidextroid
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

I don't find farting physically comfortable
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Keane
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> work at perfume factory
> fart into one of the bottles
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Ray502
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

Something else should be useful to make a fart
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Re: FART

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Already my 12th this very second.

Help.
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Ambidextroid
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Re: FART

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In the UK trump is another word for fart
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

Nope. Nothing that will help cause a fart in this house
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Re: FART

Post by Matyuv »

You ever wonder how many simultaneous farts would it take to accelerate the Earth by 1m/s?
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