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Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:39 am
by Ambidextroid
He was going to die anyway, he's like a brazillian years old now
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:42 am
by Keane
> god intends for humanity to die
> humans avoid apocalypse, 100,000 escape on space ship to mars colony
> god transforms mars into poo orb right as ships land
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:43 am
by Ambidextroid
At least there's fertiliser to grow crops on
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:45 am
by Ray502
Well true. Oh well someone else will replace him til the next blast
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:46 am
by Pirez
Already my 12th this very hour
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:46 am
by Keane
> god transforms all space into poo
> earth gravity pulls poo towards it
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:53 am
by Ray502
Stuck on 0 farts
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:54 am
by Ambidextroid
Fartless
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:55 am
by Pirez
Already my 12th this very minute.
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:55 am
by Ambidextroid
My god what a champion
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:56 am
by Ray502
That is an accomplishment
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:57 am
by Ambidextroid
A record, even?
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:58 am
by Ray502
Maybe. I could never do that many
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:58 am
by Ambidextroid
I don't find farting physically comfortable
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:01 am
by Keane
> work at perfume factory
> fart into one of the bottles
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:02 am
by Ray502
Something else should be useful to make a fart
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:04 am
by Pirez
Already my 12th this very second.
Help.
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:04 am
by Ambidextroid
In the UK trump is another word for fart
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:05 am
by Ray502
Nope. Nothing that will help cause a fart in this house
Re: FART
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:06 am
by Matyuv
You ever wonder how many simultaneous farts would it take to accelerate the Earth by 1m/s?