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Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:00 am
by The Jonster
Sometimes people deserve a good high five, in the face, with a chair. (.......)

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:12 am
by Steo
What about the worst joke ever.

This guy walks into a bar... ouch!

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:17 am
by The Jonster
A man got hit in the head hard with a can of 7-Up. He’s alright though, it was a soft drink.

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:24 am
by Steo
A man always gets mixed up between golf and fire. Nobody questioned why until one day a fire started to spread and he shouted "FORE, I MEAN FIVE, I MEAN FIRE!"

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:28 am
by The Jonster
As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate will be fruit to me.

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:33 am
by Steo
if Guinness has Iron in it then that means it's good for you.

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:37 am
by The Jonster
They say every piece of chocolate shortens your life 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:51 am
by Steo
I was told I had ADHD, but I don't because people with that can't focus on one HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:57 am
by The Jonster
If you have to decide between a diet and a piece of chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate?

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:02 am
by Steo
Milk chocolate. That joke was hilarious. How about stupid overused knock knocks.

Knock knock,
Who's there
Robin
Robin who
Robin you!

Haha you thought I was going to say Robin Banks. How unoriginal would that have been :lol:

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:10 am
by The Jonster
Ok. Gimme one sec...
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger or three!

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:15 am
by Steo
They're so cheesy but that's what makes me laugh :lol:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phillis.
Phillis who?
Phillis a glass of water.

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:19 am
by The Jonster
Ikr?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The door.

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:23 am
by Steo
knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in.

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:25 am
by The Jonster
Omg :lol:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
No one.
No one who?
.................

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:28 am
by Steo
They're so cheesy like :lol:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I could win the lotto.

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:39 am
by The Jonster
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Deja.
Deja who?
Knock knock.

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:41 am
by Steo
Knock knock.
There's no one here.

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:16 am
by The Jonster
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Re: Jokes topic

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:53 am
by Aaron
I hate stairs. They're always up to something...