Rayman Pirate-Community

You're a dream, dreams will fade a time

what will happen if you never bow for the Great Flying Poo

You die.

Whats happens after death?

ask Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington

how to become a Gentleman?

Do a barrel roll and eat substitute plum products.

What's the difference between apples and oranges?

Because they are not Similiar to the Tangerine.

Why in the Super Mario Movie Sequel, the Sinclairs becomes the Yoshi Family?

Because the movie makers just saw them walking across the stage and chose them.

Why am I so dumb?

Because i am not. :'D

Do you want to be in Globox?

Rayrobi wrote:Do you want to be in Globox?

No. NO. GOD NO. Yuck. Ew. Why would you even consider-- oooh you meant in the way Andy was 'inside of him'...

Where does Globox find his lost eyeball again after it rolls off his head?

Between Tarayzan's toes.

How would Rayman react to finding out that he is Tarayzan's cousin?

He'd say: "gentlemen" and quickly disguise himself as an enemy heavy

Is the pyro a man or a woman?

He's neither. He's made of pure energy. And win.

Do slacking Pirates sometimes ride Flying Kegs too, just like Rayman?

Yep. They even have races and the loser has to buy rounds of Red Lums.

Just how do make body parts from Lums anyway?

Well, you take an ordinary bluebottle and rip off its wings, then harnass some of the world's core's pure energy and ram them onto that and if you want to make it really Super, you shave off a happy clown's face and stick it on there.

Do Pirates have Super Seventies' Disco Swing parties? What dance do they specialise in?

The hustle.

If you had to dare Ly to do something, anything, what would you dare Ly to do?

Walk through a hippy gathering while eating substitute plum pie. (You have to know the substitute plum joke to get it)

What floats your boat?

Fairydust from Tinkerbell and your boat needs to believe in happy things and fairies

Why is Hunchman famous?

Because he invented the method of extracting plum flavouring from hippies.

What's between my toes?

Hippies.

Why can people do things with MS Paint that put my photoshop to shame? ;^;

Because they ate lamingtons and vegemite sandwiches. Lamingtons and vegemite sandwiches have magical properties. They are also helpful for reversing the effects of sudden invisibility.

What are the hippies doing between my toes? D:

searching for cheese

if three people say no, how many say yes?