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TeensieKing wrote:when Razorbeard decides to kill Globox instead of jailing him

That would have instantly taken care of all his problems! He would have just been able to reduce Rayman's world to cosmic dust, like many others before, thus permanently destroying the Heart of the World, thus permanently disempowering Rayman, keeping him locked away like a little jail-rat, for the rest of his days! That one decision could have changed everything!

...When Rayman can't swim in Rayman 2

...you open a cage, but instead of a greenbottle/ludiv/familiar spirit, teensie there will jump out an antitoon that eat's you

RayTunes wrote:...When Rayman can't swim in Rayman 2

Lol.
"Finally the last one in the whole game...oh no."

RayTunes wrote:...When Rayman can't swim in Rayman 2

Murfy: "Just grab the Blue Lums!"
Ray: "I can BREATH, I just can't swim!"
Murfy: "Come on, it's easy - just flap your arms around a little - improvise! K, seeya and good luck!" *highpitched bye-bye*
Ray: "Great. Thanks a lot. Well, here goes nothing."
PLOINK
Ray: "Wait - this water is FROZEN!"

You know you suck at Rayman when............

.Your not strong enough to pick up a plum
.You kick a turtle and it re-bounds off something and kills you (even though your limbless )

When you enter The Heart of The World and you see the Teensie King making love to Ly xD

Rayman is called Lyman

TeensieKing wrote:When you enter The Heart of The World and you see the Teensie King making love to Ly xD

TeensieKing wrote:When you enter The Heart of The World and you see the Teensie King making love to Ly xD

... When André isn't swallowed by Globox.

Arz wrote:... When André isn't swallowed by Globox.

I don't get it.

Spanex wrote:

Arz wrote:... When André isn't swallowed by Globox.

I don't get it.

If Globox didn't swallow André, he would have beaten Rayman and Murfy to the Heart and convert it into a Hoodlum Army, then everyone is doomed.

..when Reflux grabs you and eats your head.

..when Reflux grabs you and throws you in the lava.

...When you play as a Rabbid in Rayman Origins.

...the granny kicks your ass (RO)

...When Rayman just sits there drinking out of a glass and saying ''mah boi''

...when Rayman grabs you, forces you into his world, and make you do the levels you constantly kill him on

RayTunes wrote:...When Rayman just sits there drinking out of a glass and saying ''mah boi''

... when the evil forces of Rayman seize the island of Corridai.

Shrooblord wrote:

RayTunes wrote:...When Rayman just sits there drinking out of a glass and saying ''mah boi''

... when the evil forces of Rayman seize the island of Corridai.

Koradai
When Rayman is so hungry he could eat an Oktorok.

iHeckler9 wrote:

Shrooblord wrote:

RayTunes wrote:...When Rayman just sits there drinking out of a glass and saying ''mah boi''

... when the evil forces of Rayman seize the island of Corridai.

Koradai
When Rayman is so hungry he could eat an Oktorok.

...When Rayman says ''Squadala! We're off!'' when flying.