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I didn't go swimming today.

Hmm, just a note, I'm getting the feeling this is turning to the "I didn't do X" thread, instead of the "Lie to me" thread, while I know they're the same in context, can we try to maintain some modicrum of creativity? This isn't meant to be an inverted Twitter feed.

(no lie)I was hopping nobody would say that But I agree that should be a rule or at-least looked down upon when spammed to death.(end no lie)

I saw a dodo bird today in the wild.

Had an easy day of work

I starve myself.

I just broke my keyboard.

I am not one bit upset about this thread's being mostly an inverted Twitter!

I have never used Twitter!!

I broke my iPhone.

I fully believe you're 17 now, Fifo

I don’t play Rayman.

There isn't a severe amount of boonage in the Off Topic thread right now.

I have never liked 'The Doors'.

Clearly Master's point wasn't received properly - You lot are being horribly uncreative and boring. Simply adding a negative to whatever single element you're getting across is so lame the thread might as well be locked, and you can continue your statements in the You Game. Seriously, use the opportunity this thread provides to be funny and intelligent, surprise us with some confusing but logical statement, have an Abbot and Costello skit-like conversation. Think of Spongebob's Opposite Day episode. Every single post after Master's warning in this thread so far has been uninventive garbage. Use this thread advantageously, or it serves no purpose.

[off topic]Didn't see that. Sorry.[/off topic]
I homosexually suck on anus dicks every two minutes.

Ever since the 1st of July in 1966, me and my friends - John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr and George Harrison - have fun every Friday by getting into costumes before doing crazy stuff. This time around, we decided to go with a "Rayman-Meets-RPG"-Theme - of course, I insisted on being Rayman. That's why I used my right arm to cut off my left arm, left leg, and right leg, and finally, thanks to my agility, I cut off my right arm with my right arm as well, since having no arms and legs is crucial when cosplaying as Rayman. I had a bit of a problem coordinating my hands and feet at first, but since this wasn't the first time for me to cosplay as Rayman, I got used to it rather quickly.

So, when all of us were good to go, we decided to start our adventure; us being Globox (the Tank), Ly (the Healer), the Magician (as Himself), me a.k.a. Rayman (obviously the ranger... having no arms DOES have its perks), Clark (the Close-Combat-Fighter), and Murphy... because there's always someone to annoy the crap out everyone else in the group. Since we wanted our real-life experience to get as close to an RPG as possible, we went to the forest in order to level up by killing boars. It was a pain, but my Ranger-Skills allowed me to kill animals from a far distance, thus resulting in me leveling up rather quickly. After everyone reached level 20 (safe for Murphy... being the annoying guy that he is, he was busy stealing all the dropped loot instead of farming), we went deeper into the forest - there were rumors about a rivaling group cosplaying as the Robo-Pirates and the Hoodlums.

Soon enough, we DID encounter our enemies. Sadly, we were not only outnumbered, but also amazed by the flawlessly produced costumes of the group we confronted. Being too distracted to fight seriously, it was an almost lost case. Luckily for us, our advanced levels led to us being able to fend off the worst-case-scenario. After finishing off half of the enemies, we even had a feeling that we could win... That is, until another enemy appeared: The Hunter.

This forest's hunter has allied with the Robo-Pirates and Hoodlums (appearently, they were a great help when it came to hunting animals). To top it off, he was a master with the bow. Rayman (meaning myself), who played the main part in our group's strategy, had no choice but to take an arrow to the knee [1]. When it seemed like it had been all over, Clark remembered his old sparring partner. After politely asking the Robo-Pirates for a mobile phone, he called his old comrade, who told him to hold out just a lottle bit longer. Being at our limits, and me being unable to use my leg (yes, I AM aware that I don't have any, but pssht...), we weren't able to hold out any longer than 5 minutes - which, to our great fortune - was all what was needed; Clark's old friend, Nuck Chorris (name had to be made unrecognizable due to privacy issues), joined the fray. With his Level being over 9000 [2], the fight was over in a mere 10 seconds, during which he killed 237 Robo-Pirates, koundhouse-ricked ('Dem privacy issues!) 156 Hoodlums, and finally - probably the most impressive feat - prevented 3 arrows to the knee [1].

Beat, but happy to have won the fight, we went back home. This time around, neither of us managed to pass level 25 though... but that would come another Friday.
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[1] - A reference to Skyrim.
[2] - A reference to DB.

(no lie) I hope that's not too much overkill. (/no lie)

(no lie, that's impressive)

I love this scorching heat I'm having here where I live!

I once climbed Everest, it was pretty easy.

I joined you and we had tea and biscuits up there.

I thought your biscuits were so good that I did a back-flip off the top and landed at the bottom!