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sonyplaystation wrote:My bro said Rayman Sucks

(Dramatic effect FTW!)

When Rayman is too heavy for Clark to carry.

sonyplaystation wrote:My bro said Rayman Sucks

You know you suck at Rayman when you say things like that.

You suck when you think Rayman is a GIRL!

sonyplaystation wrote:You suck when you think Rayman is a GIRL!

Rayman isn't a girl? That's news to me......

Evil-Thingamajig wrote:When Rayman is too heavy for Clark to carry.

When you try to hug Dark Rayman.
When you kick the musician's baby. (Giving the musician a real reason to cry )
When Polokus cries himself to sleep knowing that the fate of his world is in YOUR hands.
When you complete the game (After about five years of hardcore gaming, and some help from cheats), only to have Rayman find out that the Glade of Dreams is now completely devoid of life because everyone lost faith in Rayman and fled to another world.

THEdragon wrote: When you try to hug Dark Rayman.

He needs love too.


You know you suck at Rayman, when the Nymphs actually didn't lose that sack of lums in your game copy and Rayman did get his limbs, greatly limiting his abilities.

When the Musician's wife says "YOU ARE NOT MY CHILD!"

Lianna wrote:When the Musician's wife says "YOU ARE NOT MY CHILD!"

I see what you did there

When you actually listen closely to, and take down notes on, Murphy's advice at the beginning of Hoodlum Havoc.
When Mr Dark watches you through a mystical all-seeing globe of magic... And ROFL's.
When you get so lost that Rayman ends up in England somehow. (OH HAI DERE ANDREW)
When Rayman walks through the Pink Plant woods and all the pink plants turn white in horror!

THEdragon wrote:

Lianna wrote:When the Musician's wife says "YOU ARE NOT MY CHILD!"

I see what you did there

When you actually listen closely to, and take down notes on, Murphy's advice at the beginning of Hoodlum Havoc.
When Mr Dark watches you through a mystical all-seeing globe of magic... And ROFL's.
When you get so lost that Rayman ends up in England somehow. (OH HAI DERE ANDREW)
When Rayman walks through the Pink Plant woods and all the pink plants turn white in horror!

You're easily the best at this game.

When Murfy "accidentally" drops Rayman to the ground at the beginning if Rayman 3.

SilentSanctuary wrote:When Murfy "accidentally" drops Rayman to the ground at the beginning if Rayman 3.

And Rayman dies...

...your sick of missing the plums, and you decide to give the lava a try instead.

When you're trying to switch on Joe's neon lights, but Rayman trips on a wire and causes a blackout throughout the Glade of Dreams.
When Rayman spends three hours punching a boulder, horrifically fracturing and mutilating his fists, and the Musician just shrugs and buys a new guitar.
When a plum catches on fire. In the water.
When Mr Dark says "You know what, screw it. This is no fun." And returns the Great Protoon before going off to terrorize some other videogame world.

... when Rayman dies in Danmaku, the sound says "PICHUUUUN!!"

maxxyboy1000 wrote:...your sick of missing the plums, and you decide to give the lava a try instead.

Yup i already give that a go.

Evil-Thingamajig wrote:

maxxyboy1000 wrote:...your sick of missing the plums, and you decide to give the lava a try instead.

Yup i already give that a go.

It works fine in Revolution, once you get past Foutch.

... when Rayman is headless from Big Mama's mouth.

When you fail to escape Razorbeard's ship in Rayman 2.
When the magician is laughing and rolling in a sea of tings because you keep playing his bonus levels over and over and failing them.
When you play so badly that you make Rayman breaks his nose.
When you can't play anymore because Rayman has become too depressed by his permanently deformed nose to save the world.
When you take so long to complete a level in English with Rayman that Andrew misses the bus and is late for tea and crumpets. D__D

When you play like my bro.

When Rayman wakes up Mr Skops, and Mr Skops just decides to go back to sleep because Rayman will die painfully sooner or later on his own.
When Space Mama suddenly stops the battle to give Rayman drama lessons to improve his TERRIBLE acting!
When you begin a Band Land level and your presence makes all the instruments play only sour notes!
When Rayman is coughing up dirt and grass from all the times you've tried to jump onto a platform in the Dream Forest, but ended up sending Rayman face-first into the edge of it instead.
When the Magician breaks the forth wall and pops out of the screen, slapping you in the face and yelling "Didn't you even read the damn instruction manual?" before poking you in the eye with his wand, further impairing your gaming skills.