Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2024 6:28 pm**

But then you can never sleep again!

Wish time would go slower.

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2024 6:36 pm**

Granted but it goes at 0.1x it’s current speed

I wish for a bag of popcorn

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2024 6:42 pm**

Granted, but its just plain popcorn.

I wish you could go skiing in the summer.

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2024 6:43 pm**

Granted, but it’s in sand

I wish this forum wasn’t freaking out right now

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2024 6:44 pm**

Granted but you freak out since you're losing it.

I wish there was an afterlife.

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2024 6:45 pm**

Granted, but it's just a repeat of this one.

I wish I had a machine gun that fires teensies at my enemies.

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2024 6:49 pm**

Granted, but you dont have any ammo for it.

I wish I could learn how to code.

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:00 pm**

You learned how to code alcoholics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coding_(therapy)

I wish I had an extra house to put all my retro computers in.

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:02 pm**

Granted but it’s in the middle of a Siberian forest

I wish I had an RPC Time Machine that lets me interact with past discussions had on the forum

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:12 pm**

Granted, but its one way, you cant go back to present day once you use it!

I wish I could shoot bullets from my fingers like Cuphead.

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:13 pm**

Granted but they are made out of your own blood and you suffer from blood loss every time you use one

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:00 pm**

I wish i could get help with register i cnat register.

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2024 10:48 pm**

Grented, but everyone will call you a noob every time you try to talk.

I wish I never had to work again.

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2024 9:02 am**

Granted but you don’t get paid

I wish every day was as active as record day

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2024 9:37 am**

Granted, but all activity is from a bunch of spambots.

I wish I could go back to major life-affecting decisions and live out all of them in parallel.

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2024 9:41 am**

Granted, but you make absolutely terrible decisions and end up not here today

I wish all of my neighbours weren’t stupid

Posted: **Wed Aug 21, 2024 12:13 am**

Granted, you become as stupid as them so you think they're not stupid anymore

I wish I could absorb all the info from all the Record Day posts without having to spend time reading through all of them

Posted: **Wed Aug 21, 2024 5:49 am**

Granted, but you are given false information

I wish I made 10000 posts on RD

Posted: **Wed Aug 21, 2024 10:20 am**

Greengoop wrote: Wed Aug 21, 2024 5:49 am I wish I made 10000 posts on RD

Granted, but each one contains several hentai images and you got banned permanently.

I wish there was a theme park called "Rayman World" we could all enjoy. (Looking at you, Hunchman

)

Posted: **Wed Aug 21, 2024 12:43 pm**

Granted but it’s entirely based on rayman legends

I wish I had more of the amazing chips I just ate

Rayman Pirate-Community

Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!