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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:50 pm
by Rulez
Because water is healthy.
Ba dum tss.
Ba dum tss?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:38 pm
by Shrooblord
Bad an' your ass.
What do you get if you stir a glass of milk? Milkstirs? And what if you shake stir fries? Fry shakes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:40 am
by Smega
This looks like a case for Sally Bollywood.
Why do I keep getting shitloads of Deviant Watch messages?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:18 am
by Rsandee
Because they want you dead.
Why does brown smell so funny?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:35 pm
by THEdragon
Because you're smelling the wrong brown thing...
How did Betilla and the Magician meet?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:44 pm
by Shrooblord
They were both in the same booth at a comic-con trying to get their costumes off... those things became so tight they decided to wander around in them ever since.
Does a fish really need a bicycle?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:03 pm
by Danone
They need better guns.
Who killed me?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:19 pm
by Shrooblord
Curiosity.
Do you fire golden bricks from a bazooka too?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:53 am
by Smega
Yeah, but I mostly shoot ducks.
Complete this sentence:
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white...
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:59 am
by THEdragon
Photocopier print.
When the silence gave birth to a baby, why did they take it away to her silent dismay and raise it to be a lady?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:29 am
by Smega
Everyone likes ladies.
Who really killed Hitler?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:37 am
by MLII
Same person who shot the sheriff.
Who shot the sheriff?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:39 am
by ikke471
Curiosity
Do you guys like wolfes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:41 am
by THEdragon
Joe's firefly.
EDIT: Oh no I think this was my 1000th post XD
What's the best thing to put up a baby's nose?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:46 am
by Rulez
Weed, my deer hippie.
Do you like drugs?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:48 am
by THEdragon
No... But drugs like me, they are always liking my Facebook statuses
What would the Musician look like with straight hair?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:50 am
by Rayrobi
Michael Jackson.
What happens if Chuck Norris kills himself?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:58 am
by Mr. Dark Thingamajig
I WANT CHICKEN!
WHERE'S MY CHICKEN!?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:20 pm
by Rayrobi
I stole it from you.
Why did i stole it?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:04 pm
by Mr. Dark Thingamajig
if i knew, than i wouldn't ask where my chicken is
I WANT MY SLIPPERS!