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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2024 10:53 pm
by Giant Chicken
Granted, but the bag with them is 90% air.

I wish Rayman Origins had the same amount of levels in every world instead of putting half of them in Jibberish Jungles.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 6:21 am
by Greengoop
Granted but the game is now unplayably long

I wish I could alter me and everyone else’s memories

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 6:56 am
by dr_st
Granted but now you altered your own memory and you no longer remember how to alter memories.

I wish I had the power of instantaneous teleportation.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 6:59 am
by Greengoop
Granted but it doesn’t teleport your index toe

I wish i found an infinite bitcoin glitch

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 7:03 am
by dr_st
You found it, but now everyone has infinite bitcoins and its value has gone down to 0.

I wish I didn't have to attend work meetings at 8:30 in the morning.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 7:52 am
by Greengoop
Granted, we have a work meeting at 4:15 in the morning!

I wish I had a permanent eurostar premium pass

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:06 pm
by BlueGoop222
Granted but your seat is always filthy


I with I could refill my phone battery with a click of my fingers

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:07 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but you don’t know how to click

I wish I could instantly get rid of tastes in my mouth

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:08 pm
by BlueGoop222
Granted, but it only works on tastes you love



I wish i was a famous loved cricket player

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:11 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but people begin to know way too much about your life

I wish I could summon chairs out of thin air

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:23 pm
by BlueGoop222
Granted, but they spawn in a random country

I wish I could control penguins

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:24 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but you can only control their left eyelid

I wish there was a console that functioned as a PC

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:26 pm
by BlueGoop222
Granted, the pc part works like a pc from 1962

I wish I could fly for 3 hours a day at 40 miles an hour

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:49 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but you can fly as much as you want after that! :wink:

I wish we make 50000 posts on record day 2025! :teuf:

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:50 pm
by The Jonster
If that’s what so you wish, my friend. Then by all means feel to try :oops2:

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:52 pm
by Greengoop
The Jonster wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:50 pm If that’s what so you wish, my friend. Then by all means feel to try :oops2:
We’ll probably need to unlock BONK and word to word for that :oops2:

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:54 pm
by BlueGoop222
Granted we can try

I wish I could teleport anywhere I want and be able to return

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:56 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but it has a 50% chance or returning you to the wrong spot, and has a 5 minute cool-down

I wish I could relax as soon as I got home

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:57 pm
by BlueGoop222
Granted, but only for five minutes

I wish I had an infinite bottle of cold water

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:58 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but it is so cold it will more likely than not knock you out

I wish pre-made toast was a thing