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Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:07 am
by Ambidextroid
Certainly more than there are humans on earth

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:08 am
by Matyuv
What if the blue whales contribute?

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:08 am
by Ambidextroid
Ah now that's a different kettle of fish

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:09 am
by Matyuv
Could blue whales create a tsunami if they all farted in the same direction?

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:10 am
by Ray502
It is now past 2 in the morning and no flatulence

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:10 am
by Ambidextroid
7:11 AM here and still none

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:11 am
by Keane
> fart
> cloud

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:12 am
by Ambidextroid
I wonder if you could have a fart that produces a mushroom cloud

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:12 am
by Matyuv
I wonder if there's a workout routine to exercise the fart muscles.

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:12 am
by Ray502
I bet as soon as RD ends a fart will come

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:13 am
by Ambidextroid
Matyuv wrote:I wonder if there's a workout routine to exercise the fart muscles.
The bunghole builder

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:14 am
by Keane
> fart on hand
> handshake

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:15 am
by Ray502
Yep I'm certain that will happen to me..

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:16 am
by Keane
> girl close eyes and leans in for kiss
> fart

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:17 am
by Ambidextroid
If you quickly sniff up a fart nobody else has to smell it

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:18 am
by Keane
> breathe in fart
> exhale in front of someone

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:18 am
by Matyuv
I don't have that kind of flexibility...

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:19 am
by Pirez
I stopped farting. Goodie.

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:23 am
by Keane
> only open bus seat is next to me
> fart loudly when someone tries to sit

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:24 am
by Ambidextroid
I once smelled a lemon tart
But it was just a smelly fart