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You know one thing I just can't get over, a 30ft wall.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

It wanted to be a pop star!

Did you ever hear the one about the pencil that wasn't sharpened... Ah there's no point.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was going through a stage!

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita Gofradump.

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail.

I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality.

How about that guy that broke his arm from the stress of coming up with ideas. Apparently he'd hit a wall.

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."

Did you hear about the eejit that stood there smiling during the thunderstorm? He thought he was having pictures taken.

This one's because I'm eating right now.

Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.

Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.

Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.

Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?

Doctor I have 3 minutes to live, is there anything you can do for me?

I can boil you an egg.

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."

"Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

What bird does checkups.

A Duck-ter


That was lame.

A guy walks into a hotel and says "bock bock begowwk", the assistant says "I'm sorry sir this is the check in desk."

Now you should feel better R4Y

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It’s when the blind try to read your face.

How does paper swear?

Holy SHEET!

Of course I should clean my windows. But privacy is important too. (maybe that wasn't a good one...)

The Jonster wrote:What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

I took a look at that. And that made me burst in laughter.


What do you call a Game round being played again in a Wii.

A Wii-Match

EDIT: Another joke for you. I made 666 posts in The You Game.

This is awful but, What do you call yourself if you're addicted to Nintendo consoles.

Mii

Oh no it's awful

Dont worry I'll try another good one.

When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.