My biggest disappointment of the 4th generation games were precisely the new PKMN. They are (almost all) so UGLY that I even haven't patience or will to capture them, some I got with trading.
I mean, come on, please tell me that they were in dispair because of lack of inspiration!

I know that I've chosen Turtwig as a starter and I already have a Torterra, I admit he is funny but OMG a tree in his back! It's just missing building a tree fort!

Staravia's curved part on the head is just... ridiculous.

I also know that I trained a Starly until reaching a Staraptor but just look to the thing in his head, it almost looks like he has got an axe.

Bidoof is probabily one of the worst new Pokémons ever.

... Bibarel is ALSO one of the worst AND UGLIEST new Pokémons ever... in such a term that I almost had a heart attack when my Bidoof envolved. I started to dump in his head HMs CDs only.

Kricketot... What can I say? The only good thing on him (I think) is the battle scream.

It is not a Kricketune. IT'S A SAMURAI WITH A CURLY MOUSTACHE!

Budew. What an ugly seed... for a plant like Roselia.

Poor Shieldon that born with a metal dish in his head.

I swear that the next time I evolve a Shieldon into a Bastiodon I'll nickname him as WAFFLE HEAD.




The Burmy and all the Wormadams are UGLY,UGLY,UGLY.

A Combee is just 3 honeycombs with text messages smiles and two wings. How original Game Freak.

Cherubi... What I can also say?


Congratulations Game Freak, the first time I saw Shellos I thought it was a Pre-Evolution from Lapras but now I know they are just "cousins" from him thanks god.

Don't complain: Buneary is not cute.

Lopunny. Wow, even Playboy bunnies are capturable in Pokémon now.

At least Purugly's name says all about him. Giovanni's Persian shall not mess with a female one.

You aren't imagining things, Stunky has got an ass in his face.

Battle Scream of Skuntank = Epic Win

Hold on, Bronzor is a Pokémon or a Coin? Or a cookie?

After evolving a Bronzor, we have another question. Bronzong is a Pokémon or a Bell? Or a Floating Totem?

Bonsly. Ugly.

Male Happinys are all travestis since they come out from the egg. Just look to their heads.

Spiritomb looks like he is alchoolic or drugged everyday.

Garchomp a dragon? I would say more a mutant shark with legs, arms and torpedos on his head.

Hippopotas. Ugly also.

Hippowdon. Ugly also... again.

Drapion's teeth sure are wicked as hell, aswell the place where the arms are placed.

Toxicroak sure needs a hospital, he has cancer on his neck (Since it's always like that).

Lumineon. Another ugly one.

Mantyke's eyes hurt my sight.

We also capture living Xmas Trees called Snover.

Weavile. If I don't know where my Hand-held fan is on Summer, I already know what to do.

Magnezone. Wow, Game Freak knew how to kill the visual of Magneton: By evolving.

Lickilicky: The worst NAME from all the 493 Pokémon. Also this was an unecessary evolution pardon me.

It wasn't enough to kill Magneton's visual with his new evolution, but they also invented an evolution called "Rhyperior" for Rhydon that also kills his visual.

Magmortar: A burned ass on his head aswell he got fatter.

Togekiss? Are you meaning that this Pokémon likes to kiss? His look is wicked by the way.

Warning, Gliscor is psychadelic.

When Porygon2 evolved to Porygon-Z, the upgrade shure had virtual drugs.

Probopass, may I ask when the last time you went to the hairdresser? Or have you heard about "shaving"?

Rotom is ugly, but he gets even uglier when he transforms into... domestic machines?
... These are my oppinions. And by the way, the official Europe release date is on 26th March 2010. Be ready guys.