Dumb questions

[DorkLore]

So his wife who loved him for being bald was his daughter?

[Greengoop]

Nono not then, in a song in a rayman education game he says he’s off to see his daughter

[DorkLore]

But, what if she died?
Also, who had a more healthier relationship with Rayman? Rangi (that blue haired Raymanian who dated Rayman) or Teensy Queen (even tho they aren’t dating)

[Greengoop]

Both were pretty toxic, but I don’t think the TQ had ever had any sort of relationship with rayman

[DorkLore]

Why?

[Greengoop]

It’s pretty weird cross-species dating as well as rayman not showing any interest for her. Like you wouldn’t date some tiny blue magic dwarf thingy? Oh yeah, forgot about TFK

[DorkLore]

RAYMAN AND TFK WERE DATING!? WTF UBISOFT

[Greengoop]

Haha yes, very funny

[DorkLore]

What about…The Flaming Shake?

[Greengoop]

We just went from a cross species relationship to rayman branded McDonald’s food in 1.5 posts 0_o

[DorkLore]

Tbh I’m hungry so that’s why

[Greengoop]

Is that photo supposed to be unnavailable

[DorkLore]

Just leave it alone.
So uhh, let me make a thread about rayman brand collabs

[Greengoop]

Yeah so we can start talking about actual dumb questions here maybe???

[DorkLore]

yeah, hold up.

[Greengoop]

Yeye

[DorkLore]

https://raymanpc.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75140

[Greengoop]

To view the topic pls know Ubisoft just got bought by EA and u have to pay 69 Monopoly money to view the link

[PluMGMK]

Holy moly! Look, I appreciate you guys' enthusiasm, I really do, but there are a few things we badly need to go over here…

There's already a topic for dumb questions. I suggest merging it

Indeed, my first thought on seeing this topic was to redirect to this Rayman-themed one. I won't be merging them though, since this one doesn't follow the strict "answer a question, ask a new one" format.

Good idea, but that’s dorklore’s decision

No it isn't. Topic merges are decided on and carried out by the moderating team alone.

viewtopic.php?t=75138

Are you gonna lock this topic?

And likewise for locks. Only mods have the ability to lock topics, and it is done at our discretion.


Another couple of things:

I've mentioned this a few times already (maybe not often enough, and if that's the case, I'm sorry): please, don't double-post in quick succession. If you're the last poster in a topic, and you've something to add, then just use the Edit button (it looks like a pencil at the top-right corner of the post) and just add on whatever you want to say to the end of your previous message (prefixed with "EDIT:" if you want to make clear that it's an addition). (This rule can be relaxed a bit if it's been a long time – i.e. several weeks – since the last post in a topic and you have something of major substance to add.)

It doesn't make sense to make three separate "dumb questions" topics and have people move between them. If someone wants to reply to something said in "dumb questions #1" after everyone has moved onto "dumb questions #2", then what do they do? Revive the old topic that people have stopped using? It fragments the discussion and causes confusion. I'm merging them. Technically I shouldn't, since people were posting in them concurrently, so we'll get a few interspersed messages, but there are so few that it doesn't really matter in this case… But please don't make any more "dumb questions" topics, it doesn't make sense.

For future reference, we do have the stupid question topic I mentioned above, and for more in-depth discussions we have the lore thread.




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With that out of the way, I actually do have some on-topic replies, funnily enough…

Why does flaming teensy have chest hair to begin with?

Those look like they could be symbols drawn / engraved on his chest, rather than hairs. But yeah, now that you point it out, maybe they could be hairs. Symbols probably gel more with his "elemental" essence and his Teensie species though.

ALSO WHY IS FLAMING TEENSY ON THE EVIL SIDE IN THE RANKS
WAS IT ALWAYS LIKE THAT

He was placed on that side early in the drafting proces for the 2021 Ranklist overhaul, after this suggestion by Elite Piranha. I wasn't fully comfortable with it at the time, but in the end we couldn't find any other way to fit it all together. Rest assured it took a long time, and quite a bit of compromise, to arrive at the final result.

Why is this abomination of Tily more powerful than Barbara ????!!!

Again, it's what we arrived at after months of discussion. For a while, we were thinking of including Clara instead, but we decided she was too obscure.

Can I call Globox’s species “Blueberry Toads”, more calmer versions of the Toads?

The name is "Glutes" and Polokus was a Glute.

Well, no… Glutes are the birds (as DorkLore pointed out). The lines in the English dub that suggest Globox is a Glute are most likely the result of a misunderstanding by the translator(s). And I don't know where you got the idea that Polokus is the same species!

So although nobody asked my theory is… badumbadumbadum

That grand minimus is the first king in a Time Machine and is from the past before he died

So wait, how would a Time Machine work in Rayman's world?

Is Barbara from the real world?

I had a theory on that… I think it's in the religion / theology topic

Also it may have been proven that rayman has a daughter

Tily?

[Greengoop]

Oh sh-forgot about Tily