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I'd use my stem cells to produce as many copies of myself as necessary to solve world hunger, making sure no conscious being gets hurt.

But what if all the members here not named after food turned out to be edible?

Easy! Just eat everyone!

What if the universe is really a hologram, reality is an illusion, must buy gold! BYE!

Then we must buy gold, silly!

What if Brad WASN'T a twinkle toe farmer?

Easy! I wouldn't have to murder!

What if you weren't a Citizen of Earth?

Then I would be a Citizen of Mars.


What if we lived on Mars instead of Earth?

We be ded since no oxygen and stuff.

What if you had a million hoo-hahs to give?

Uhh, I guess you'd suffer!

What if Brad suffered as a FARKIN FARTMER?

You'd be a ded.

What if Water people came into power and took over the world and made everyone live in their water people ways?

Then we'd all live in the drink.

What if they forced Brad to be a Farmer?

The pigs and cows would run away.

What if I was the admin in our Minecraft Server?

Then the server would be ruined 4ever.

What if sandvich had tumors?

Then you'd get them when you eat them.

What if Brad was a barber instead of a farmer?

Then lots of people would have missing hair

What if shrek ate everyone?

Then it'd be ogre.

Can we touch how the sky is blue?

Your mistake would kill this game for almost three months.

What if PC's server was struck by lightning repeatedly?

504- errors D:

What if Hitler not die?

Then time and space have a weird sense of humour.

What if time and space were alive?

The opposite of :

Master wrote:Then time and space have a weird sense of humour.

What if Dark Rayman take the power of Mister Dark?

Then Dark Rayman would be OP.

What if a big seaweed retard came out of the ocean and stole your little brother?

I will weep with laughter.

What if your little brother is Stinky Winky?