Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Mon Oct 07, 2024 11:58 pm**

Granted, however, it comes with the worst thing imaginable, its soggy.

I wish I knew how to program on computers.

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 1:34 am**

Granted, but you are now a mod of r/rayman.

I wish the Rayman Board Game was in my house right now.

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 6:45 am**

Granted, but everything to do with globox is mysteriously missing

I wish I had a pet teensy

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 7:24 am**

Granted, but you accidentally trod on it and squashed it

I wish I had a pair of purple lums to do pullups with

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 7:32 am**

Granted, but you don’t have the silver lum that lets you swing on them

I wish I had a PS2

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:43 pm**

Granted, but it can only play one game the game is crazy frog racer

I wish I could talk to frogs

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:46 pm**

Granted but all they wanna do is insult your hairline

I wish I had a solid gold PC

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:48 pm**

Granted, but it doesn’t work because it’s all solid gold and it has a cute so you can’t sell it

I wish I could make certain things from dreams real

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:49 pm**

Granted, but they are most likely distorted due to it not being from the real world

I wish I knew what happened after death

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:50 pm**

Granted, but you die because that’s how you find out what happens

I wish I could survive fatal accidents

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:51 pm**

Granted, but you become so deformed and hurt you wanna commit suicide

I wish I had the power to understand gibberish texts

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:54 pm**

Granted, but you have to learn gibberish on Duolingo

I wish I could use throw socks with my mind

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:56 pm**

Granted, but only damaged ones

I wish for infinite money

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:58 pm**

Granted, but it’s Monopoly money

I wish I had a wise pet frog who could speak English

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:59 pm**

Granted, but he speaks Engrish

I wish Duolingo taught Engrish/Broken English

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 5:02 pm**

Granted, but the lessons where 10 times harder

I wish I knew Spanish

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 5:03 pm**

Granted, but you have to join the cartel

I wish people didn’t ask questions they could just Google

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 5:05 pm**

Granted but Google now costs money to use(a one time payment )

I wish I could see past all scams

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 5:06 pm**

Granted, but it only works for the ones that waste your time, and money scams become more common

I wish sonic.exe died (in popularity)

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2024 6:01 pm**

Granted, but after 3 years he becomes the most popular fictional character

I wish I could power up and become strong

Corrupt a wish!