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beebo44 wrote:

Hoodlum1 wrote:you let every villian get away, oh thats right...

It seems that Rayman sucks the most at Rayman then. But you're the one controlling Rayman, and you let all of them get away. So that means anyone who's beaten the Rayman games sucks at Rayman? But isn't beating a Rayman game a great achievement though? TOO. CONFUSING.

Tou shay

when the mixed boss comes out to mrsax space mama and maskito haveing a three some and reflux gives rayman marawana ( in rayman 1) he gets ifectd with aids and dies

...You die in the Fairy Council

... when a Green Lum gives you a heart-attack.
... when you think about what character you would scr--
... when you suck.

...When you make a sweeping statement about your determination to complete one of the games and a month or more later still haven't gotten further than the first level.
...When the PS1 says "Not you again" and blows up before you even have a chance to start the game up.
...When you're under the illusion that Rayman Origins 3DS is the best version of the game out because everything's slowed down for some strange reason.

When you need cheat codes just to pass the title screen.

When you try to kill a knarren.
When Globox says to you: get out you sucker, I will save the world at your place!
When André throw you an axe in your face

The Edditaur wrote:...When the PS1 says "Not you again" and blows up before you even have a chance to start the game up.

... when you finally find the 1000th Lum and it's red.

... You kill a baby Globox instead of a robot pirate.

when mr.dark says hes a herm and he she elopes with rayman and has 99,999,999,999 kids with rayman

i doubt rayman has genitles

Hoodlum1 wrote:i doubt rayman has genitles

If he did, his genitals probably would have fallen off after doing Hermaphrodite Dark enough times to produce 99,999,999,999 offspring.

When you fall in the precipice at Reflux's battle.

clark gose gay for mr.dark and at the end of raymanorigins you crash into there gay love pad were they are eating dark choclite pudding

gamegirl the rayfan wrote:clark gose gay for mr.dark and at the end of raymanorigins you crash into there gay love pad were they are eating dark choclite pudding

You are turning up to be the better Bingham.

is that a complment i cant tell...... if jessus starts running over enemies in a majic flying catalac with 6 talking cats singing crazy train and says to rayman '' your trable im gona tack over cuse im mother fucking jessuse ''

gamegirl the rayfan wrote:is that a complment i cant tell...... if jessus starts running over enemies in a majic flying catalac with 6 talking cats singing crazy train and says to rayman '' your trable im gona tack over cuse im mother fucking jessuse ''

That's could either happen either if you suck at Rayman, or you play Rayman while doing lots of drugs.

if when you walk into the mjicshion lair there mr dark the majicshion and razor beard are haveing a gay 3 some and totally ignore you

gamegirl the rayfan wrote:if when you walk into the mjicshion lair there mr dark the majicshion and razor beard are haveing a gay 3 some and totally ignore you

That would be teensie Magician, of course, because he's a total Mr Dark fanboy. To a further extent than we would like to think.

a sea slug rapes mrdark when you are about to face him