Corrupt a wish!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you only get the abilities in Mario

I wish Nintendo made games for other consoles

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but they all cost £60 forever

I wish I could go into peoples dreams

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you’re always a really dislikable character

I wish I couldn’t feel pain

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but you don’t have emotions

I wish a small asteroid would land in my garden making me rich if I sold it

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it hits your head and kills you and your evil neighbour sells it

I wish I could immediately validate every conspiracy theory

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but the police find your search history

I wish I got at least 100 posts on record day 2025

[Greengoop]

Granted, but all of them are spam and get deleted

I wish RPC never shuts down

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but it’s the only website you can use

I wish I could fix past mistakes

[Greengoop]

Granted, but afterwards you realise those mistakes is how you learn and regret it deeply

I wish I could stop trembling right now (idk why I am)

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but you start shivering instead

I wish I could make anyone angry

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they try to kill you over it

I wish I could forget having an experience I am about to have so I could have it again, then I regain my memories of both afterwards

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but you forget another amazing memory as well

I wish my packages came the next day no matter what happens or where the package is from

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the product is insanely damaged beyond use

I wish there were more lucky tickets in the board game

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but you don’t know what they are until you get the game

I wish all the video games i buy are half price

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they’re from illegal sources

I wish my pens never ran out

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but your pencil leds always break of in a sharpener

I wish all public toilets I use where clean

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they have a £50 fine to enter

I wish I could steal stuff that minorly inconvenienced people

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but the police care a lot

I wish I could control my dreams most of the time

[Greengoop]

Granted, but only the minor details you can change

I wish kids stopped stealing my jokes

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but you steal their jokes

I wish I had a pound in cash every time someone lies to me