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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2024 8:05 pm
by BlueGoop222
Granted but everyone starts singing and talking about it all the time
I wish I could skip any day of my life but remember what happened
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2024 8:06 pm
by Greengoop
Granted but your memories have a 27.88% chance of being made up
I wish autocorrect was more helpful
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2024 8:19 pm
by BlueGoop222
Granted but only for words that are easy to spell
I wish I could uncorrupt wishes
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2024 8:22 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but only by 1%
I wish Bluegoop222 reached 120 posts today
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2024 8:37 pm
by BlueGoop222
Granted but I get my 120th post on a different forum
I wish I could control the weather
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2024 9:45 pm
by dr_st
Everybody does, but by a sheer mixup instead of "Thick of it", every station plays "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke.
I wish Lenovo still made Thinkpads with classic 7-row keyboards.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2024 6:31 am
by Greengoop
Granted, but the demand is so high their production leaves hundreds of faults
I wish I could control what time I woke up
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2024 6:35 am
by dr_st
Granted, but you wake up to the same day (Groundhog Day) every time.
I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, put some money on the Cubbies.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2024 6:39 am
by Greengoop
Granted, but nobody gets the reference
I wish pain felt nice instead
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2024 8:06 am
by dr_st
Granted, but you got addicted to pain and died from internal injuries.
I wish I knew how to skate well enough to play ice hockey.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2024 2:18 pm
by Giant Chicken
Granted, but everyone else hogs the puck for the entire game so you never get any action.
I wish I could pet wild animals without them trying to run away or kill me.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2024 3:41 pm
by dr_st
Granted, but now they all follow you home and devour your neighbors.
I wish I could speak every language on the planet.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2024 4:20 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but you weren’t talk how to speak sophisticatedly, so you end up bad-mouthing everyone and get beaten up
I wish I had a real gun
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2024 5:27 pm
by BlueGoop222
Granted but you can’t buy ammunition
I wish I could control chairs
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2024 5:28 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but the only thing you can do with them is inconvenience other people
I wish I could pause time
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2024 6:24 pm
by BlueGoop222
Granted but you can’t unpause it
I wish I had infinite butter
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2024 6:27 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but it’s margarine
I wish people didn’t like beg on YouTube
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2024 3:28 pm
by Giant Chicken
Granted, now everyone begs for dislikes instead!
I wish my cat would stop meowing so loudly.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2024 3:30 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, and don’t ask about that tape on its mouth
I wish Bluegoop222 returned
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2024 3:38 pm
by BlueGoop222
Granted but I have to go in 3 years
I wish I could temporarily turn people into socks
