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Acarr wrote:Well done!

Serza5 wrote:< came across this : http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/order.jpg

EDIT : And this : http://pascalcampion.com/door.swf

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php wrote: Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a military general. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your armies of destruction, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.