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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2024 12:47 pm
by Hugo
Granted, but since "right now" refers to a point of time in the past, you can no longer take advantage of it
I wish I could go play the pipe organ today
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2024 12:48 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but it crushes all your internal organs
I wish it wasn’t raining right now
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2024 1:11 pm
by dr_st
It's not raining, it's hailing!
I wish I could own a car collection.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2024 1:13 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but it’s only two broken Volkswagens
I wish I could win the Fortnite tournament on the 22nd
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2024 3:18 pm
by dr_st
Granted, but it's the 22nd of February, year 3796.
I wish I could recreate a photo of every event I've ever been a part of.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2024 3:21 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but it’s taken on an 1830s camera
I wish I could immediately skip time whenever I got bored
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2024 3:24 pm
by EdgyRabbid
Greengoop wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 3:21 pm
Granted, but it’s taken on an 1830s camera
I wish I could immediately skip time whenever I got bored
Granted, but youd become sick everytime you use it.
I wish i wouldnt have to sleep ever again.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2024 3:25 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but now you wake up at 1 in the morning
I wish my back didn’t hurt
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2024 12:16 am
by Giant Chicken
Granted, now the rest of your body's in pain as well so that you dont feel the pain in your back anymore!
I wish I could make good food without having to put in so much effort into making it.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2024 6:16 am
by The Jonster
But then the food doesn't last as long!
I wish days could be longer.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2024 6:51 am
by Greengoop
Granted, but every day is miserable
I wish I had more than 9 minutes to post right now
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2024 3:51 pm
by Giant Chicken
Granted, you now have 10 minutes, and once they're up, you can never go on RPC again!
I wish I had the ability to play multiple instruments at once!
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2024 4:05 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but you grow ugly grey tentacles all over you to help you play then
I wish I could beat up people stronger than me
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2024 4:36 pm
by Giant Chicken
Granted, but now all the people who were weaker than you can beat you up as well.
I wish I had the Rayman Legends moveset in real life!
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2024 4:40 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but the world becomes 2D and enemies start appearing everywhere
I wish I could revive extinct languages
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2024 5:00 pm
by Pirez
Granted, but the live languages get extinct in the process.
I wish there was no racism in the world anymore.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2024 5:06 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but you can’t even use ethnic banter anymore
I wish I visited every country in Europe
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2024 2:47 pm
by Giant Chicken
Granted, you now have the memories of visiting every country in Europe.
I wish I had more time to sleep.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2024 5:49 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, and good morning! You missed an important exam by the way!
I wish I had more time to explore Canterbury
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 1:27 pm
by Insert A username
Granted, but you can't explore anywhere else for the rest of your life
I wish Kirby games were longer and harder