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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 1:40 pm
by Pirez
Granted : Kirby and the Magical World of Porn (feat. Adeline) is set to be released Q1 2025.
I wish I had good presents for Christmas.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 1:53 pm
by Hugo
Granted, but they were all bought with your money
I wish I was a consultant on Rayman 4 lol
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 3:26 pm
by Insert A username
Granted, but Ubisoft steals your lungs
I wish my classmate comes back...
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 4:50 pm
by Giant Chicken
Granted, but now all your other classmates dissapear under mysterious circumstances...
I wish I finally had time to beat all the video games I never finished.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 5:03 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but the ending scene is a bunch of VHS clips of people being tortured and killed
I wish I had more time this evening
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2024 3:15 pm
by Insert A username
Granted, but you become my slave for the next 2 days
I wish my classmates werent brainrotted retards.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2024 3:26 pm
by Giant Chicken
Granted, they now act like they're from High School Musical.
I wish the laws of physics no longer applied to me.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2024 4:55 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, now your head goes flinging off at trillions of miles per hour
I wish IAU did not use that deeply offensive word
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2024 5:33 pm
by WPTheModder
Granted, however they say another word that could or could not be potentially offensive
I wish that Rayman 4 would come out now. Just instantaneous. No warning.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2024 5:40 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but it was made in 1 hour and is absolutely abysmal
I wish I was a cyborg
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2024 5:40 pm
by EdgyRabbid
Wish granted, but you no contorl over your robot parts..
I wish my kittens would remain small forever
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2024 5:51 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, they are so small, you can’t even stroke them! (Not gonna lie, you’ll prefer them once you’re bigger
)
I wish for 1 million wishes
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2024 7:47 pm
by Giant Chicken
Granted, but I get to use them for you, and for the first wish, I wish all the wishes you wished for were no longer effective.
I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any side effects.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2024 7:54 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but now water gets you severely drunk
I wish I was funnier
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2024 8:02 pm
by EdgyRabbid
Granted, but your jokes are very long and complex..
I wish i had a new computer!
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2024 8:04 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but it’s made in 1958 and has a high probability of blowing up your entire house
I wish my blazer didn’t smell weird right now
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 2:18 pm
by Insert A username
Granted, but now you smell like a super smash bros melee fox main
I wish Rayman was in smash
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 5:27 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but he’s just a support character
I wish I had photographic memory
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 5:48 pm
by Insert A username
Granted, but you have dementia, so you cant use it
I wish my dog wasnt scared from the outside
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 5:56 pm
by The Jonster
Ithasmore wrote: Tue Nov 26, 2024 7:47 pm
Granted, but I get to use them for you, and for the first wish, I wish all the wishes you wished for were no longer effective.
I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any side effects.
Good, that way Goop cannot wish for having the largest number of posts on this community
