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Granted, but you have to drink a bottle of tabasco hot sauce

I wish I have the power to fly

Granted, but you have to drink a bottle of tabasco hot sauce. Before every flight.

I wish I hadn't diarrhea, right fucking now.

Granted, but you start to diarrhea Tabasco Hot Sauce instead!

I wish we could get 5 day weekends and 2 day weekdays

Granted, but you have too much energy and now can't go to sleep at all.

I wish to know immediately whenever I start a show how many seasons there are, so that way when I reach the end I don't cry and wish for more

Edit: I keep replying late.... oops. Just corrupt mine again!

Granted, but all shows only have 2 seasons

I wish i didnt have asthma

Granted, you now have severe breathing disorders that have nothing to do with asthma instead!

I wish Fortnite remix lasted longer

You get a remix of Fortnight by Taylor Swift that lasts for literally a fortnight instead

I wish I could quit my job without having to have another lined up…

Granted, you quit the job but the next day, every employee gets a trillion euros as a “thanks for working” gift

I wish I had a Time Machine

Granted, but the time machine can only gi forward in time by a second, every second...

I wish that it didn't snow in they day I was supposed to go skiing.

Granted, but there’s now no snow on the ground at all

I wish I could control the weather

Granted, but I control your feelings

I wish for my intrusive thoughts to be gone

Granted, but so are your other thoughts, and you become a zombie!

I wish this evening lasted for a little longer

Granted, but its evening for the next 9 hours

I wish for Greengoop to click the link below my text

Granted, but it doesn’t load because I’m sneakily on my phone at school and the Wi-Fi here sucks

I wish I actually fell for it rather than recognising what it was from the XcQ

Granted, but you have to have a good day

I wish my classmates tell me what was the most recent geography lesson they took, I wasnt in school

Granted, but they also mention a math lesson that you dont know about, and they wont tell you what it was about!

I wish for some roasted ham.

Granted but it’s made into baby food

I wish I could get on with my day without feeling bad for leaving my cat

Granted, but now you feel guilty about leaving your house, and spend the day constantly worrying about it.

I wish that my laptops battery lasted longer.

Granted, but the batteries keep falling out for some mysterious reason

I wish I knew the answer to every philosophical question

Granted, but the answer is always "fries".

I wish that all the bears in all the forests in all the world were female.