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Re: Off Topic
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:17 pm
by Ambidextroid
Jewish Candy wrote:A dick that goes in a pan.
I'd say sausage, but I've never had to prick them before. Granted I've been vegetarian half my life so what do I know...
Yeah, I'll give you that, it's a sausage. If you don't prick holes in the sides the pressure builds up and they explode, hence why they're called bangers. 20 tings!
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:33 pm
by Jewish Candy
AH-SHH-SHH-shh-shh-shh.
You'll summon the People Who Take Issue With Your Positions. Including me. BOO.
Wow, Ambi, you are just showering me with tings right now. I'd come up with a riddle of my own but I'm pretty unimaginative.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:36 pm
by Ambidextroid
It's cause you're just too good at inappropriate riddles.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:36 pm
by GOT4N
So, Ubisoft is offering the AC Unity DLC free because they're sorry of all glitches in game. All people who bought season pass can choose to get for free:!
- The Crew
- Far Cry 4
- Watch Dogs
- Assassin’s Creed 4 : Black Flag
- Rayman Legends
- Just Dance 2015
GREAT ISNT IT?
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:43 pm
by Jewish Candy
Nothing inappropriate about dick lots of people have them
And right on, Ubisoft, making content that 20 years ago would have come free FREE.

Re: Off Topic
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:05 pm
by MrBadGuy
Jewish Candy wrote:Nothing inappropriate about dick lots of people have them
Gosh darn, I thought I was special
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:35 pm
by Ambidextroid
Why do people like the Rayman Animated Series? It sucked. The animation and environment style was good, but the story and most of the character design was rubbish.
From what I remember, there was a detective trying to find Rayman and his friends, and they hide in his house.
Then, for some stupid reason, they help him go on a date.
Where the hell was Globox, Ly, Andre, the Hoodlums, and literally everyone else but Rayman... Instead they had a wired looking human thing, a wired dog nerd thing, and a fairy thing. I thought Lacmac wasn't that good either, the only ones that reminded me of Rayman where the detective and the woman of the same species. They looked quite good, and reminded me of the zombie chickens. The rest was just bad, though.
Where was the action? The adventure? The mysterious atmosphere of the Rayman games? The catastrophic event such as the destruction of the heart of the world, the invasion of Robo Pirates and Black Lums, the appearance of Mr Dark? What the hell is this date shit?
Also the Rayman voicce actor sounded... odd... no idea what accent it was supposed to be, should have got someone more like Rayman 2/3 voice actor...
Rayman the series was a total disappointment. It fucken sucked.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:46 pm
by Jewish Candy
Well, that was unexpected. It's okay, Ambi - let it out. Just let it all out.
Yeah, it was pretty terrible, but in such a bizarre way that I cannot hate it. (Granted, I cannot like it either.) You can't help but question literally every decision that went into making those four episodes.
But this seems more suited to somewhere in the Rayman forums...
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:53 pm
by Master
There's a TAS thread in the Rayman forums somewhere.
Hmm, funny though, how TAS is what led me to YouTube, heh, I was a lot younger when that happened.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:57 pm
by Ambidextroid
Jewish Candy wrote:Well, that was unexpected. It's okay, Ambi - let it out. Just let it all out.
Yeah, it was pretty terrible, but in such a bizarre way that I cannot hate it. (Granted, I cannot like it either.) You can't help but question literally every decision that went into making those four episodes.
But this seems more suited to somewhere in the Rayman forums...
Yeah, I know. I just saw a video of it on YouTube in suggested videos, and suddenly got mad.
I first went on a murder spree, running around wearing nothing but socks, stabbing people, and then coated in butane and burned to the ground several schools and libraries.
I then went on RPC, clicked the first forum and spewed my opinions all over it.
Gah I hate the animated series so much. They should make a better, good one. And then make Rayman 4 and subsequently my dreams come true.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:05 am
by Jewish Candy
Ambidextroid wrote:
I first went on a murder spree, running around wearing nothing but socks, stabbing people
That's how we know you're a tru brit.
But NO. No new series. There is no RTAS but RTAS. It must not be besmirched by some superior inferior copy from the New Twenties. We take the good with the bad and if there's lumps in the gravy YOU DON'T MAKE A NEW JUG.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:07 am
by Master
Hmm, I remember we were once discussing how a modern day RTAS would've been handled, I recall making comparisons to Adventure Time in comparison to the UbiArt tone and style.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:11 am
by Ambidextroid
I like UbiArt, but I like Rayman 3's style better. I want another 3D platformer...
*Silent cry*
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:12 am
by MrBadGuy
I still question the need for any video game franchise to be made into a movie or tv show, I really don't see the point..
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:13 am
by Jewish Candy
The point, dear boy, is capitalism.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:14 am
by MrBadGuy
Haha nah I get that, I mean I don't understand the fans who ask for it
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:17 am
by Ambidextroid
It's like playing a game when you're lazy. The problem is nobody makes good game based TV shows.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:18 am
by Jewish Candy
Wage-slavery and cosumerism have weakened the class-consciousness of many, turning them against their own interests most insidiously.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:19 am
by MrBadGuy
I just... if the game's good, then why does it need a movie or whatever? Especially something like Rayman which I can't see ever working in that format. I wouldn't have become a fan of just the story alone, it's an inherently videogame-ish franchise
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:23 am
by Jewish Candy
I think people are just hungry for new content. Plus there's precedent.