Rayman Pirate-Community

Granted, but before you can cast this wish, every bear magically gets teleported away from the forests, making the wish have no effect.

I wish hand warmers would stop burning into my gloves whenever I use them while going skiing.

Granted, they take away your gloves and now it burns your hand!

I wish autocorrect was better

Granted, but it only works when you dont want it to

I wish i continue to be sick so I can be at home for the next week

Granted, you now develop a raging terminal illness

I wish it wasn’t wet outside

Granted, but only because you're in the deep desert of Arrakis with sandworms everywhere.

I wish that some pubs in my area server Barbar beer.

Granted, but the word “near” can now be used to describe places as far away 10 thousand miles

I wish I knew the answer to every SMALL question

GRANTED, BUT EVERY QUESTION IS NOW BIG!

I wish my air conditioner wasn't so loud.

Granted, but your air conditioning is broken, and the worst heatwave ever has just hit your area!

I wish I could travel back in time

Granted, but you can only go back and not foward.

I wish for Rayman Legends to be better.

Granted, now it’s so good that everyone you know cannot stop playing it, and you just wanna go and play CoD with your mates instead

I wish I could control what games people liked and didn’t like

Granted, but now you hate every game, causing every industry related to games to collapse.

I wish I could survive in space!

Granted, but you can only survive in your space bar.

I wish that making money wasn't so hard

WPTheModder wrote: Mon Dec 16, 2024 3:40 am Granted, but you can only survive in your space bar.

https://genius.com/Dr-dre-light-speed-lyrics

WPTheModder wrote: Mon Dec 16, 2024 3:40 amI wish that making money wasn't so hard

You got a really good printing press, so now making money is super-easy, but you got arrested and sent for 25 years in prison.

I wish that I had the source code of every DOS game ever.

Granted, but you find absolutely nothing interesting within them

I wish it was easier to find a good song

Granted, you can only find the one song that's literally just named "A good song" and it's absolutely horrendous

I wish I didn't have school today

Granted, but aliens invaded the school that day and game everyone magnificent superpowers!

I wish I knew what the best cereal is

Granted, but now you cannot stop eating it and now it doesn't taste as good as before... so you stop.

I'm gonna steal from you and make my wish a little similar..

I wish I knew what the best show was. I'm running out of good shows to watch lol

Granted, but there’s 2 episodes, each only 10 minutes long, and you have an emotional breakdown after it finishes

I wish I didn’t have to revise

Granted, you revise something, but you never found out what.

I wish I stopped procrastinating on making myself an actually decent signature (The Captain Lazerhawk one still gives me PTSD)

Granted, you decide to not make a signature at all! And you had just entered SOTM

I wish I could be bothered to do my homework