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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because God's allergic to hot water

why don't spiders cry?
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Because they have four tear ducts, and two and two cancel each other out.

Why would aliens?
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They need friends because they're on the outside looking in and feeling lost until they found themselves being pushed around.

Why would jupiters?
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Becuz I love her

Now... What is a question?
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The one below.

How we became humans?
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Maybe we are dancer.

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"Um, what?"

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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I would post the appropriate response, but I don't feel like vulgarity will solve things.

When does vulgarity ever solve things?
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When rushing to meet a deadline for a script for an episode of South Park.

Why do I have no social skills?
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I'd reply to something now, but I don't think anyone was saying anything in particular.

Why period.
(Nature of this question is open to interpretation.)
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Because that's a woman's sole obligatory function.

Why are chocolate croissants delicious?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because they are delicious :fou2:

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He has Butterfingers, not Snickers.

If Snickers is not from Mars, why is Mars does not contain nuts
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because Mars doesn't contain nuts.

What is a nut?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Baby don't fuck me.

Don't fuck me?
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Definately not. Well, unless you're a Black Widow spider.

So if there's no Nuts on Mars, why are there no Snickers in the Milky Way?
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It's a secret to everybody.

Why are you gay, next poster?
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Because it's sunny and my birthday's coming up - I'm having a gay ol' time!

What is your life motto?
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You sneaky bastard, Shroobie.
To catch 'em all.

Do you like shit chocolate or prefer diarrhea chocolate?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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*diarrhoeha
Why, diarrhoeha chocolate, of course! It's all gooey and melty in your mouth... mmmmm...

What's your favourite Einstein quote?
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