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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:14 am
by MrBadGuy
Because God's allergic to hot water
why don't spiders cry?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:24 am
by Adsolution
Because they have four tear ducts, and two and two cancel each other out.
Why would aliens?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:45 pm
by Rulez
They need friends because they're on the outside looking in and feeling lost until they found themselves being pushed around.
Why would jupiters?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:20 am
by ikke471
Becuz I love her
Now... What is a question?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:23 am
by Rayrobi
The one below.
How we became humans?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:53 am
by ikke471
Maybe we are dancer.
What woul you do if I said: "I'm in lesbians with you"
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:40 am
by Smega
"Um, what?"
What is the word for a female bandicoot?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:07 pm
by Shrooblord
I would post the appropriate response, but I don't feel like vulgarity will solve things.
When does vulgarity ever solve things?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:28 pm
by Smega
When rushing to meet a deadline for a script for an episode of South Park.
Why do I have no social skills?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:45 pm
by Shrooblord
I'd reply to something now, but I don't think anyone was saying anything in particular.
Why period.
(Nature of this question is open to interpretation.)
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:03 am
by Smega
Because that's a woman's sole obligatory function.
Why are chocolate croissants delicious?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:25 am
by Dildo_Potter
Because they are delicious
Why Bart Simpson has sneakers ?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:49 am
by Rulez
He has Butterfingers, not Snickers.
If Snickers is not from Mars, why is Mars does not contain nuts
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:52 am
by Dildo_Potter
Because Mars doesn't contain nuts.
What is a nut?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:14 am
by Rulez
Baby don't fuck me.
Don't fuck me?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:35 pm
by Shrooblord
Definately not. Well, unless you're a Black Widow spider.
So if there's no Nuts on Mars, why are there no Snickers in the Milky Way?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:52 pm
by Rulez
It's a secret to everybody.
Why are you gay, next poster?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:03 pm
by Shrooblord
Because it's sunny and my birthday's coming up - I'm having a gay ol' time!
What is your life motto?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:05 pm
by Rulez
You sneaky bastard, Shroobie.
To catch 'em all.
Do you like shit chocolate or prefer diarrhea chocolate?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:14 pm
by Shrooblord
*diarrhoeha
Why, diarrhoeha chocolate, of course! It's all gooey and melty in your mouth... mmmmm...
What's your favourite Einstein quote?