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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:00 am
by Master
Some people are born to be small, and sneaky...
Why do we have spies?
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:14 am
by Bradandez
To steal pornography of Scout's mother.
I wish for a camera.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:26 am
by TFDS
Did this thread turned into "Ask a stupid Q,get a stupid A"?
It is broken.
I wish the Teensy Photographer was my room mate and he was a nice guy.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:30 am
by Bradandez
He watches you while you sleep.
I wish to be sexy fairy nymph.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:06 pm
by jurebj
Wish granted. You realise she's a pedo.
I wish for my brother to go away.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:29 pm
by Eredin
jurebj wrote:Wish granted. You realise she's a pedo.
I wish for my brother to go away.
He returns for revenge.
What should I get?
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:48 pm
by jurebj
You realize what you want to get. It's ice cream and you don't have it.
I wish everybody would post wishes but not questions.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 5:59 pm
by TFDS
What?
I wish this wish will be corrupted.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:38 pm
by Bradandez
Paradox causes you to not exist.
I wish for negative wishes.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:11 am
by Master
Your wish is granted, unfortunately, you are instantaneously annihilated as everything turns into anti-matter.
I wish to lead my own elite group of armoured warriors.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:06 am
by Bradandez
Granted, You have Amored Warriors. They love everything but they won't attack anything.
I still wish to be sexy fairy nymph.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:14 am
by Master
Such is the extent of your good look, that humanity ends up extinct.
I wish for the perfect vent.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:04 am
by Bradandez
It only has a one day warranty. And it breaks after the next day you bought it.
I wish to be even sexier fairy nymph.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:07 am
by Master
Well then, the universe couldn't contain it and promptly imploded, you broke the universe, are you happy now?
I wish to be a narrator.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:28 am
by Bradandez
Yes. Yes I am.
Congrats you become Morgan Freeman but with a thick accent no one could really understand you.
I wish for a piece a paper.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:49 am
by Master
The paper is given, alas, it's a money piece from monopoly, which is promptly stolen by a foolish thief.
I wish my eyes weren't burning.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:23 pm
by Bradandez
Now they're frozen.
I wish for Rayman Origins 2.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:28 pm
by Shrooblord
They make Rayman's Oranges 2.
I wish for a blueberry pie.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:40 pm
by Bradandez
Its berries are actually painted blue.
I wish for the UbiArt engine.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:11 pm
by TFDS
It will be full of glitches.
I wish a good story for the next Rayman game.