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Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:25 am
by Ray502
I farted in fourth grade class, and everyone looked at me. It was embarrassing

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:26 am
by Keane
> person sleeps with mouth open
> i know what to do

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:27 am
by Ray502
But then again, a bunch of the others farted multiple times over that school year

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:27 am
by Matyuv
If I fart in the woods, am I helping with photosynthesis or just farting?

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:28 am
by Ambidextroid
No just farting

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:29 am
by Pirez
Lemons are nice.

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:29 am
by Matyuv
I like to think I'm helping so I fart on plants when the opportunity arises.

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:30 am
by Ambidextroid
I like eating lemons but I've gotten used to the sourness and now they don't taste that sour

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:32 am
by Ray502
Well no fart. I guess it's time to give up officially

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:33 am
by Ambidextroid
You can't give up!

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:38 am
by Keane
> only white bread, want wheat
> i know what to do

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:39 am
by Ray502
Maybe when I wake up one will blast

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:40 am
by Ambidextroid
blast you to the past?

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:42 am
by Ray502
I hope not though

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:42 am
by Ambidextroid
Me neither

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:43 am
by Matyuv
If all humans played tug-o-war against all insects and the only force they could use to pull was farting, who would win?

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:45 am
by Keane
Image

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:48 am
by Matyuv
I'd bet on insects personally

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:49 am
by Ambidextroid
Can insects fart?

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:50 am
by Keane
> someone complains theres no air conditioning
> fart