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"Mhh I think I recognize it and I don't like it", says Ajax the fart.
"It is a BuzzFeed crawler, it is eating everything that is near him to create shitty content for its website."

1. Can't we dodge it?
2. Let's fight!

1 though I doubt driving slow will help much.

"We could try" answers the fart. But he is blocking the whole road so we must pass between his legs.

1. Drive slowly between the monster's legs.
2. Drive fast between the monster's legs.

1 in case I get offered some weird trick or maybe I'll just have the option to turn back?

As you come in front of the monster, he opens his mouth and then s u c c s the air like a giant vacuum.

The force of attraction is so strong you get s u c c e d into the monster's mouth.

GAME OVER

1. Try again

Oh great 1-

CHECKPOINT

You're back safe and sound on the highway.

1. Let's drive

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You're driving peacefully. After all, with a tank full of fuel, nothing could go wrong now.

1. What's this huge thing blocking the road?

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"Mhh I think I recognize it and I don't like it", says Ajax the fart.
"It is a BuzzFeed crawler, it is eating everything that is near him to create shitty content for its website."

1. Can't we dodge it?
2. Let's fight!

2 no gold no XP but all the glory.

You enter in a fight against BuzzFeed.
Every enemy has a different block/charge/attack pattern.You should try to find them out.

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7

What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

1. Let's not risk wasting two turns if he ends up blocking, but at least I'll try attacking.

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7

You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging

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>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7

You are attacking for 1.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

3. Oh, a double charge. Let's protect.

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 6

You are blocking.
Enemy is attacking you, for 3 damage (BLOCKED).
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

1 Let's investigate the pattern further.