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Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 3:58 pm
by timoo
Jewish Candy wrote:And to think I'd have been spared if I'd just switched to Candish

No, I'm also racist against candy.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:00 pm
by Hoozang
You must die...
Wait, so you're against *Candy Crush Saga too?
*I fucking hate that game.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:01 pm
by Jewish Candy
Ah, but are you racist against canned dishes? Such utility, much easy, so meal, wow
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:03 pm
by Hoozang
And now you're a Selfie Doge?!?
such *irony
*i dont know what's irony
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:07 pm
by Jewish Candy
Irony is not what that is, for starters
You can tell I've been away from the internet by my resorting to long dead memes

Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:15 pm
by timoo
Sugar wrote:You must die...
Indeed. Everyone dies anyway.
Jewish Candy wrote:Ah, but are you racist against canned dishes? Such utility, much easy, so meal, wow
Depends whether they are kosher. Or sugary.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 11:27 pm
by rolesfamily
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ROLESFAMILY!
- I'm sorry, well I'm not actually, but isn't that just a fantastic emote?
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 11:45 pm
by Ambidextroid
Yes...
Yes it is...
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 11:48 pm
by Jewish Candy
It is indeed a very nice emote.
The Queen Clit is IN DA HOUSE

Re: Off Topic
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 11:49 pm
by Ambidextroid
Its like mrgreen but with more teeth...
And more green...
OK, not that much like mrgreen...
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:08 am
by rolesfamily
Queen Clit?!
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:09 am
by Hoozang
Shhh...don't listen to her...she's a selfie...
jk
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:10 am
by DesLife
Well that must be a sensitive queen.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:10 am
by rolesfamily
I love Queens that love a good rubbing.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:17 am
by Jewish Candy
rolesfamily wrote:I love Queens that love a good rubbing.
It took way too long for me to get that joke...
People can blame Shroob for my title.
Besides if you squint hard enough the queen smiley kinda looks like a radioactive clitoris
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:22 am
by Ambidextroid
Here's a limerick I just made up:
There once was a man from Peru
Who kept falling asleep on the loo
Then one day it broke
And he quickly awoke
In a puddle of piddle and poo
Preety neat, eh?
Can anyone else make up a limerick as neat as mine?
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:25 am
by rolesfamily
Jewish Candy wrote:rolesfamily wrote:I love Queens that love a good rubbing.
It took way too long for me to get that joke...
People can blame Shroob for my title.
Besides if you squint hard enough the queen smiley kinda looks like a radioactive clitoris
Surely a Proud member of the Proleshroobish love quartet would catch on faster no?
haha, and nice observation

yikes...

Re: Off Topic
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:30 am
by Jewish Candy
I'm still sad and a little perplexed that you aren't a proud member of the Proleshroobish love quartet.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:31 am
by rolesfamily
I wasn't 100% sure who was in it
obviously your lovely self
Plum with his big old set of... well plums
the beautiful me ofc
oh and shroobie
I guess I do know who is in it
I better add it to my sig r33t away!
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 3:04 am
by Hoozang
Ambidextroid wrote:Here's a limerick I just made up:
There once was a man from Peru
Who kept falling asleep on the loo
Then one day it broke
And he quickly awoke
In a puddle of piddle and poo
Preety neat, eh?
Can anyone else make up a limerick as neat as mine?
wats???
I'm sorry. Because it
SHUCKS!