Rayman Pirate-Community

Granted, but you can only organize that nothing else in your life

I wish kirby was considered good maybe b tier or a tier

Granted, but Kirby absolutely sucks now, and you’re really pissed off all the critics really love it

I wish Nintendo had trophies

Granted, a gigantic plastic trophy spawns on every office building owned by Nintendo, destroying them all (and causing chaos in the surrounding areas).

I wish Elnglish grammar wasn't so annoying.

Granted, Elnglish grammar is fixed, but since Elnglish is not a real (or at least known) language, your wish has no effect

I wish there was a type of cold where you just got intense shivers, nothing else

Granted, but your heart is cold, your moves are bold, they never get old, you save the world

I wish I was good at binding of isaac

Granted. But you get so intertwined in the lore that you kill your mom.

I wish that every single politician suddenly had explosive diarrhea.

Pirez wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2025 8:39 am Granted. But you get so intertwined in the lore that you kill your mom.

I wish that every single politician suddenly had explosive diarrhea.

Granted, but you made your wish near parliament and drowned in the sea of poo.

I wish we could have a big Rayman party!

Granted, but for whatever reason, it’s incredibly awkward and we now recoil whenever we post on this forum

I wish for Sonic Unleashed

Granted, but its broken

I wish my friend who addicted me to tboi was happy for me that I have a 6 win streak

Granted, you have a 6-win streak in court, leading to all important laws in the world getting destroyed and chaos ensuing everywhere

I wish I could be immortal, up until the world ends

Greengoop wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2025 7:32 pm Granted, you have a 6-win streak in court, leading to all important laws in the world getting destroyed and chaos ensuing everywhere

I wish I could be immortal, up until the world ends

Granted, but the world ends tomorrow

I wish for 3 non-corruptible wishes

Granted, here’s your 3 wishes. (Pretty boring and basic, but there’s always a cost to perfection)

I wish the world didn’t change so fast

Granted, Everything has been frozen in place, including you.

I wish I had better headphones instead of using the ones you get from an airplane.

Granted, but the better headphones cost 1 billion, putting you in eternal debt

I wish I could control the lessons on my school timetable

Granted, but the lessons control you, you only get to pick what lessons you get to learn about

I wish to get better at Samson tboi

I don't know what that is, so you instead get slightly worse. Not enough to affect whatever you do, but definitely noticeable to where it's an inconvenience.

I wish my ELA essay was magically done perfectly.

Granted, but it's accredited to someone else.

I wish to erase student debt for everyone.

Granted, but all the students party all night long, turn up to lectures exhausted and waste their education.

I wish to be a member of the Fairy Council.

Granted, you become a member of the fairy council in The Fairly Odd Parents!

I wish I knew how to code!

Granted, but the programming software and websites keep crashing whenever you try to use them

I wish I had more PS3 game recommendations