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Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:32 pm
by iHeckler9
My throat feels fantastic.

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:35 pm
by Imco
I am so awake right now!

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:40 am
by Earth Gwee
I commit acts of arsenic on a daily basis.

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:41 am
by DandyGuy
I have a side kick dog named Glover Cleveland.

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:59 am
by PluMGMK
I enjoy drinking concentrated arsenic acid.
I know how to pronounce the "arsenic" in arsenic acid (as opposed to "arsenic" the element).

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:08 am
by Earth Gwee
I plan to get a sex change soon. It's time I embrace that I am actually a man.

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:11 pm
by beebo44
I am not procrastinating on four assignments that are all due around the same time.

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:00 pm
by TwoTails
My cat is stupid.

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:20 pm
by Imco
I'm gonna stop doing YouTube from now on

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:42 pm
by PluMGMK
My will is strong enough to make me leave YouTube because of the way Google screws it up on a bimonthly basis!

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:59 pm
by Dart
I don't work today

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:12 am
by Bradandez
I am Walt Disney back from the dead!

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:59 am
by DandyGuy
I unfroze Walt Disney.

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:39 am
by Snagglebee
I am not going out to an amusement park now. I won't return later the day!

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:43 am
by Master
Master wrote:Hmm, just a note, I'm getting the feeling this is turning to the "I didn't do X" thread, instead of the "Lie to me" thread, while I know they're the same in context, can we try to maintain some modicrum of creativity? This isn't meant to be an inverted Twitter feed.

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:05 pm
by Snagglebee
Oh I definitally saw that and I will try to break the rules more often ;)

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:34 pm
by Earth Gwee
Martians have arrived at my house for a tea party.

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:44 pm
by PluMGMK
I am one of those Martians. Gwee's house is the only place I'm safe from the Federal Government.

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:58 pm
by Dart
I hate to disappoint all those Disney fans, but I killed Walt.... Again.

Re: Lie to me.

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:22 pm
by Bradandez
I am the creator of all Disney sitcoms.