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Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:56 pm
by Jewish Candy
Holy shit Brad that's brilliant! :D (I'm actually genuinely excited)

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 10:04 pm
by Thebananacrafter!
ok try something else that has the word nuts in it if you dare :hehe:

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 10:06 pm
by Bradandez

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 2:59 am
by Thebananacrafter!
Ok now put your nuts inside it

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 10:35 pm
by Rulez
Well, there are many places I'd stick my dick and nuts in, but a printer is not one of them.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:06 pm
by MLII
apparently some guy got his dick stuck in a toaster in london recently :tssk:

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:07 pm
by Shrooblord
Was it active? :lol:

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:10 pm
by MLII
i hope not!!! :lol:

apparently he was trying to emulate 50 shades. O: my personal response to that is "why" but

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:10 pm
by Jewish Candy
Oh owwww :(

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:13 pm
by MLII
let's hope it was a wide toaster ;D

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:27 pm
by Shrooblord
must
resist
shitty
comment

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:29 pm
by Master
I'm not even sure how that works, but ok...

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:26 am
by sergiomonty
We can say...

*puts glasses on*
...that guy is toast now.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:28 am
by Snagglebee
MLII wrote:apparently some guy got his dick stuck in a toaster in london recently :tssk:
The more I read, the funnier it gets :lol:

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:31 am
by PluMGMK
My desire to know his fate is ever-growing. :lol:

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:32 am
by Jewish Candy
The fire brigade had to extract it, oh god

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:33 am
by Snagglebee
@Plum: So does mine. I wonder if he is still able to reproduce himself :lol:

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:35 am
by PluMGMK
Hopefully not, the last thing we need is more people in the world who think such acts are a good idea…

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:53 am
by sergiomonty
Hm.

I'd like to know the source of that news.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:57 am
by OCG
I can only find 2013 news about something like that.