Rayman Pirate-Community

Granted, you lock yourself in your room and create the largest build you've ever seen... At the cost of losing touch with everyone you know, having barely any muscle from sitting in your room all day, and losing touch with reality.

I wish that I was in a movie!

Granted, but you’re just the guy that gives the actors lunch, so you never show up in the movie or even the credits.

I wish that Banjo-Threeie was a thing.

Granted, but it’s an extremely sexual 18+ game

I wish age ratings went past 18

Granted, now you have to be at least 50 years old to play the Bluey video game, and thats the lowest rating there is!

I wish I had an old gen console so that I could play Rayman 1 on a real console instead of emulating it on my phone!

Granted, but the “old gen” console is a broken Atari 2600

I wish there were more bootleg rayman games

Ithasmore: Granted, you now have the cutting-edge Atari 2600, with the groundbreaking E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial as a pack-in title!
Greengoop: Granted, but since they’re bootleg games anyone who so much as boots them up gets arrested.

I wish I had a blue t-shirt with the words “Globox Moment” on it.

Granted, but everyone in public mocks you for being unfunny and you are chased out of town

I wish my cousin wasn’t trying to plug his Xbox into my TV

Granted, he plugs it into you, and you become his tv!

I wish that my laptop didn't die so quickly when not charging!

Granted, but now the laptop’s energy is drained when you charge it.

I wish Diddy Kong didn’t get such a bad rap because of… you know.

Granted, now there is a serial rapist called kong and everyone associates him with diddy kong

I wish I could say no without being rude

Granted, but now you can’t say anything else without being rude.

I wish Windows stuff worked on Macs.

Granted, images of windows can load on Mac now

I wish Nintendo ported their games

Granted, now every one of their Virtual Boy games have been ported to the Switch 2!

I wish Rayman was a playable fighter in the next Smash Bros.

Granted, but he is the only character, so nobody buys it

I wish my cousins went home

Granted, but now they’ve made your house their home.

I wish Wilkins Coffee came back, and Wilkins and Wontkins came back for its commercials.

Granted, but the milk they use is…

I wish i had a new charger

Granted, but it can't plug into any of your devices, rendering it useless.

I wish Rayman Adventures didn't have its servers turned off.

Granted, but they removed every feature that made the game fun

I wish I was good at Elden Ring

Granted, but now you suck too much at Rayman 1 to enjoy the game and for it to be your favorite Rayman game.

I wish I could talk to aliens.

Granted, but you anger them and they destroy the world

I wish I knew more archaeological conspiracies