Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:31 am**

I can draw beautiful artworks...

Posted: **Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:37 pm**

I can draw amazing things in five seconds.

Posted: **Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:43 pm**

emshomar wrote:I can draw beautiful artworks...

Me too.

Posted: **Sat Aug 16, 2014 6:13 am**

Bradandez wrote:I am the creator of all Disney sitcoms.

You are an evil, evil man. Wait is that a lie?

<3

Posted: **Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:31 am**

I actually live on a planet without a sun.

Posted: **Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:03 am**

I invented mondays.

Posted: **Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:17 am**

Garfield is my god.

Posted: **Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:23 am**

I can shave.

Posted: **Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:49 am**

Chocolate let's more hair grow.

Posted: **Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:07 pm**

I'l try that with my ghost friend Alistair the Great Airstocrat. He never could grow any facial hair, even to his dying days.

Posted: **Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:20 pm**

Waiting is the best thing that can happen for a human being

Posted: **Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:21 pm**

It's always a good idea to rush everything and have no patience!

Posted: **Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:44 pm**

It's everyones duty to become a liar.

Posted: **Sun Aug 17, 2014 1:04 pm**

I once lied my way out of fighting 15000 bison.

Posted: **Sun Aug 17, 2014 1:06 pm**

Oh, I wasn't aware you were lieing.

Posted: **Sun Aug 17, 2014 1:12 pm**

I wasn't lying! What are you talking about?

Posted: **Sun Aug 17, 2014 1:16 pm**

I have a lot of patience.

Posted: **Sun Aug 17, 2014 1:22 pm**

I fly like paper, get high like planes.

Posted: **Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:03 pm**

I had a brain tumour removed this afternoon, but I'm home again now, and the tumour is sitting in a jar of brine on my mantlepiece!

Posted: **Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:18 pm**

I hate Gravity Falls.

Lie to me. But in a very narrow, and specific manner.