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Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:04 pm
by MrBadGuy
I'll tell you what, having a decent set of screwdrivers around when you move out into the world will save you a world of hassle.
Do it kids, be a screwdriver have-er
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:05 pm
by Bradandez
Owner. The word you're looking for is owner.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:07 pm
by MrBadGuy
Nope, it's one thing to own them, but I own a lot of stuff that I left at my parents' house.
You need to
have them

Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:08 pm
by Jewish Candy
Is 'screwdriver' a euphemism?
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:09 pm
by MrBadGuy
For what?
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:12 pm
by Jewish Candy
For a eupherythmistic thing, tee hee?
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:30 pm
by MrBadGuy
Candish, I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I could even add you to my collection.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:32 pm
by Jewish Candy
Well colour me deeply offended, hurt and disappointed.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:41 pm
by Shrooblord
Hoozang wrote:Windows XP SP3 (32-bit only)
2.0+ GHz processor
2 GB system RAM
A graphics card with shader model 3.0 support.
Yeah you're depressingly underspecced for Unreal games. It's not that your computer is bad. It's just old, outdated.
Don't get me wrong, I'm an XP lover too. But its time has passed. Also only the 2 Gigs of RAM won't help.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:13 pm
by MrBadGuy
Jewish Candy wrote:Well colour me deeply offended, hurt and disappointed.
You say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces and put those pieces in a box.
A glass box. That I will display on my mantel.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:23 pm
by Jewish Candy
mantle
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:26 pm
by MrBadGuy
No. My signed copy of Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:27 pm
by Jewish Candy
nice google search brah
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:29 pm
by MrBadGuy
This is what happens when you copy paste something. Goddamn it.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:22 am
by Adsolution
Jewish Candy wrote:mantle
An API with potential that was abandoned all too quickly.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:26 am
by Master
Ah yes, I heard about that. So, we've got this Vulkan now, instead.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:31 am
by MrBadGuy
I wonder what the next movie will be like, without Abrams.
I'm glad he's doing star wars though, he seems like he gets it, although I'm still not convinced that that lightsaber is a good idea.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:33 am
by Master
Hmm, sorry to deviate from your conversation, just flagging this up:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-31765672
Is this a cause for concern?
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:38 am
by Bradandez
I think so, maybe.
Re: Off Topic
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:42 am
by MrBadGuy
Nah, looks like it's a microsoft thing and besides, I doubt anyone here has remarkably "valuable" information to be at risk.