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Rulez wrote:

sergiomonty wrote:

GNineify wrote:

Rulez wrote:and also like it sexually.

...how can that be sexually pleasing.

Maybe you are sexually pleasing to him...

Not as much as you.

darkkitty wrote:okay i was having a bad day when i said that rayman was ripped from headdy please don,t take personaly when i do that

Why are you so... everywhere.

sergiomonty wrote:

Rulez wrote:

sergiomonty wrote:

GNineify wrote:

Rulez wrote:and also like it sexually.

...how can that be sexually pleasing.

Maybe you are sexually pleasing to him...

Not as much as you.

That image's link leads to FunnyJunk. Fuck.

... when the game forces you to win because it can't stand the embarassment of you having to play through it again. (Skip to near the end)

Video by emshomar.

You really know you suck at that point lol ^

When the game ends up killing you because you take so long when fighting the Henchmen robots.

when dark mr.dark an some how even more evil and dark version of mr.dark shows up tacks control of every one on rayman pc to make them his slaves give us super advance wepons we think were free but were not we think we want to do what ever mr.dark wants us to do and destroy rayman and take over the glade of dreams as mr.darks oficers of doom devestion and fear only to find out that clark is relly a girl secritly up untill the moment she reviles that she had kids with rayman and there kids volntly murder us then every one has a big pizza party

darkkitty wrote:only to find out that clark is relly a girl secritly up untill the moment she reviles that she had kids with rayman and there kids volntly murder us then every one has a big pizza party

... that would suck, yes.

when you die to the sond of fredie mercurys music ever 2 seconds

When you die

But even the most skilled players die! Does this mean we all suck?

Master4lyf1 wrote:But even the most skilled players die! Does this mean we all suck?

What? You died in a Rayman game?! Ahahahahahaaaaaaahah I can't breathe-- ah stop it ahahaa...

I was taking it more literally...irl.
But, in the 3D games, what counts as dying? Getting the healthbar to nought? 'Cause if that is the case, I'm capable of getting through 2 and 3 without getting a game over.

Master4lyf1 wrote:I was taking it more literally...irl.

It was a joke, Master.

Master4lyf1 wrote:But, in the 3D games, what counts as dying? Getting the healthbar to nought? 'Cause if that is the case, I'm capable of getting through 2 and 3 without getting a game over.

Well, I meant getting hit in such a way that Ray respawns at a Green Lum.

Oh, right, sorry.

when evil zombie shovles eat you to death

Speaking of being eaten to death, anyone remember the time when they saw Rayman being eaten by Piranhas when his health was at 0 and he drowned in murky water?

Yes. I thought that was a nice catch. Also try breaking Ssssam's tether. You'll get him mowing his arms in the air in panic as the same fate awaits him. Muaahahah-- er, I mean, poor Rayman.

... when you try to revive the Achievements topic and you end up taking a century verifying if you can actually do the Achievements you came up with.

when an blood storm infects rayman with aids and after he for no aprent reson blows up becuce of his aids

darkkitty wrote:when an blood storm infects rayman with aids and after he for no aprent reson blows up becuce of his aids

This post inspired me to start my own fanfic about you.