Rayman Pirate-Community

Granted! But youre stuck in making shitty sonic sprite comics!

I wish Rayman was real, and married to me

Granted, someone changes their name to "me" and marries Rayman once he becomes real!

I wish more people speedran Rayman Origins.

Granted, but the load times suddenly become 10 times longer and drive away all of the speedrunners (and players, for that matter).

I wish I had the ability to teleport anywhere.

Granted! Unfortunately, to teleport, you have to wait twice the amount of time it would take to walk to your destination to do so!

I wish someone else would clean everything for me!

Granted, but their price tag is just slightly lower than your house, so you have to sell it to pay them!

I wish I could pack my school bag with my mind

Granted, but you lose your bones

I wish I wont experience stress for the next 2 months

Granted, but you fell into a coma and woke up two months later all refreshed.

I wish my 2025 phone wasn't worse than my 2021 one.

Granted, but the upgrades you need to boost it cost £3000 each.

I wish weekends were 4 days long

Granted, but the work week is now 76 days long.

I wish that restaurant I had a punchcard to didn't go out of business right before my free meal.

Granted, but everything is taken off the menu and replaced with balsamic lemon cheesecake with octopus cheese

I wish I had an inbuilt feature that would say the funniest thing at any given moment

Granted, but everyone finds it annoying and doesn't invite you to anything.

I wish assembling Rayman Adventures sprites didn't take so long.

Granted, but this only applies for cans of sprite in the Rayman Adventures style

I wish more countries had Parkrun

Granted, but no one wants to participate in it.

I wish Ly the Fairy came back in the next Rayman game.

Granted, but she is voiced by a drunk Scottish farmer man.

I wish we knew more about Rayman 1’s early production.

Granted, but the only new info we learn is that the game was originally about watching paint dry.

I wish that exclusive Rayman Legends concept art from the collector's edition of L'Histoire de Rayman was put on here (legally, of course).

Wait, there’s concept art exclusive to the collector’s edition? That’s sick! Too bad I only have the regular edition.

Granted, but it intense depictions of Murfy and other Greenbottles having sex.

I wish that I had a good seed to start out my Minecraft PS3 World.

Granted, but you haven’t got anywhere to plant it!

I wish I had a big wooden mallet to whack people with, like in cartoons.

Granted, but unfortunately, so does everyone else! Comically sized bumps have become commonplace in society, andyou can no longer walk 20 feet without having someone bonk you in the head!

I wish inanimate objects could talk!

Granted, but chair scream in absolute pain and agony whenever you sit on them.

I wish I could quickly sort through everything I have unconsciously.

Granted, but you have to be knocked unconscious to do it.

I wish mine carts were used for transportation more often.