Rayman Pirate-Community

You are now exclusively only discussing timetables in your history lessons.

I wish for more wishes and that this were allowed.

Granted, but none come to mind when you have the ability

I wish I could try Scottish deep fried pizza

Granted, but it's nothing like a pizza and you're just getting played by a tourist trap because you're obviously not a TRUE Scotsman.

I wish I could buy and try authentic haggis over here.

Granted, but you are underwater by the time your UberEats order arrives

I wish I could go to Scotland sooner

Granted, but it's part of our underwater empire now.

I wish Greengoop were orange.

Granted, but I build a wall to keep the Scots out

I wish Rsandee had an English flag instead of a Turkish one on his sig

Granted, but the English flag is now a red flag containing a white half moon and star.

I wish Turkey were a more free and democratic country.

Granted, but they now deny they were ever a dictatorship

I wish they sold American snacks here

Granted, but they instantly give you diabetes.

I wish it were more easy to get authentic Italian cheeses or tomatoes in the rest of Europe, not supermarket garbage.

Granted, but you begin to feel incredibly nostalgic for supermarket garbage and begin to become a notoriously violent supermarket garbage activist

I wish I tried Yorkshire Pudding Sundae

Granted but it tastes so disgusting that you vomit out both of your kidneys!

I wish I could travel back to the Wild West and make a living as a cowboy.

Granted, but you get stuck due to road blockage in the town of Strumfuquel

I wish I could play more deathspank with my friend

Granted, but your friend takes it a bit too literally and spanks you to death.

I wish I could fly on a mosquito from Rayman Origins/Legends.

Granted, but now the kazoo song from Hi-Ho Moskito is constantly looping in your head!

I wish everyone else's nose grew every time they lied!

Granted, your best friend is in a toxic relationship and they say they need to go to the shops (to get away from them), then their nose grows

I wish I could visit dream worlds

Ithasmore wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 1:55 am Granted, but now the kazoo song from Hi-Ho Moskito is constantly looping in your head!

Honestly, I'm fine with that.

Granted, but since dreams never make any sense, you lose a bit of sanity each time you visit a world.

I wish I had an Egg Mobile with all of the attachments from the 2D games (Sonic 1, 2, CD, 3 & Knuckles, and Mania; not counting Superstars because that game was pretty forgettable ).

granted, but its a tiny rubber toy like this crash bandicoot one

i wish i had a glass jar of steve ballmers head

Granted, it spawns right by you, falling onto the floor and shattering.

I wish I could drink as much strawberry milk as I wanted.

granted, every single cup or bottle or whatever of strawberry milk you drink has the amount of alcohol 3 beer bottles have

i wish tour de pizza ported pizza tower to the ps3

Granted, but since the PizzaSystem 3 doesn’t exist (yet), nothing happens.

I wish Earthworm Jim got a new game that was as good as the first two.