Rayman Pirate-Community

The next Rayman game has such a complex and Moffat-esque story arc, that fans are left confused by how elaborate it is.

I wish to know how the Pandorica opened.

Pandorica is opened with the words "open sesame".

I wish for this wish to be un-corruptible.

Sure and it stars our favorite character, Green Teensy!

I wish for Rayman Origins to have more cutscenes.

Magician scrapped them.

I wish to stop time

Your watch stops working.

I wish I could be the smartest guy alive.

Congrats! Everyone's an idiot now!

I wish for a two pennies!

You end up being crushed by a giant "2 pennies"

I wish I didn't have a sore throat.

Wish granted, but now you have to shit alot and have a sore anus from trying to shit something as large as alot.

I wish that I hadn't forgotten to eat that taco last night.

Wish granted alright, but the taco makes you have explosive diarrhea and now you're stalking down an empty hall to take a stinky gooey orange shit.

I wish winter in Poland didn't last through fucking spring till fall.

Unfortunately, like a spider in the night, you, the Winter's prey, could not choose to fight.

I wish the shining tears didn't have to roll down my cheeks, not able to comprehend Sonicbrawler's shittiness.

Granted but the pain that sonicbrawler makes come true still is too much for you to handle - you just can't cry anymore.

I wish I could care for you.

Wish granted, but unfortunately, I could never care for you.

I wish to stay home tonight.

Wish granted. You will stay home tonight. Locked in bathroom.

I wish to stop time.

Wish granted but when the time get back everyone on earth will be dead

I wish trandoshans stop to ambush me

Wish granted; your family is ambushed and killed.

Wish for another console like the SNES.

Sure. You get the SNES 2! Now with a CD expansion and 32 expansion as well.

I wish for a castle.

Meet Castle, he'll be your partner in crime.

I wish to be specific.

But, you are! Just be more specific next time

I wish for a Döner Kebab.

You got it! Then I nicked it!

I wish for chicken burger.

Congratilations! Here you have a chicken burger. To save you the work, I ate it for you

I wish for more tings.