Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:54 am**

> airplane
> loudly fart when person next to me is about to sit down

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:02 am**

I once farted such that it sounded like a shutgun reloading and firing

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:07 am**

> standing in line
> fart

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:08 am**

I think I pooed a little that time too

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:13 am**

> elevator doors close
> fart

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:15 am**

I could fart constantly and levitate like the guy in thunderpants

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:18 am**

> god angry with humanity
> makes oxygen come from poo instead

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:23 am**

That doesn't sound too bad

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:27 am**

> escalator
> fart into person behind me

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:29 am**

I once farted at the exact same time as my friend and we ascended into the status of gods

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:32 am**

i literally farted

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:32 am**

I still have yet to

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:34 am**

> fart into balloon
> pop near kids

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:35 am**

Sounds difficult

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:37 am**

> take some people in my hot air balloon
> turn fire off, force them to fart into the balloon to keep it going

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:38 am**

I hate it when the fart doesn't leave and it goes back up

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:41 am**

> person waiting for me to come out toilet
> fart before leaving

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:42 am**

I don't like it when the toilet seat is warm so I wait a bit

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:44 am**

> fart on food
> deliver to table

FART