Rayman Pirate-Community

...I stare at Jona

...everyone dies when Rayman eats a sausage roll

Rayman falls in love with André

...you play in slow-motion.

...Rayman saves Superman.
...You can play Rayman PC without a computer.

El Dango wrote:...you play in slow-motion.

That would be awesome!
...you play in super fast mode

You relly try to get Game Over, but you can't because you are so great!

...you can't die falling in the water/lava or off a cliff

You replay a level and find all of your enemies running as fast from you as they can, scared from what happened to them last time you visited the level.

...you steal a gun from a hoodlum, and use it to hunt zombie chickens.

...You steal a gun a from zombie chicken and use it to hunt hoodlums.
...You steal a zombie chicken and use it to hunt guns.

...you steal a zombie chicken from a gun and use it to defeat the Knaaren (It's becoming weird now )
... you could hypnotise André so he would bring you lunch and a drink

...you hypnotize a gun using a chicken stolen from a zombie knaaren

Fuck, I'm too lazy to beat you with this
... you get drunk by wash powders

...you get a chicken to steal your zombie gun from a xenon knareeen

Xenon Knaaren?

.... Globox would grow a beard

...you steal a chicken Knaaren zombie from a gun and use it to defeat the rabbids.
...take a hat from a hoodlum and use it as a frisbee.
...when you save Globox childrens in Rayman 3.
...when you save Globox childrens in Rayman 1.
...when you save Globox childrens in Super Mario Bros 1 NES version.

...the knareens beat themselves up

..The slapdashes beat up the knaarens.

...teensies beat up the knareens
...you are the almighty ruler of the world