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But then a Knaaren showed up to his house and scared him into giving up the scepter. After returning home, the Knaaren took off its disguise where it was revealed that I was the one masquerading as one!

As it appears, you were inside the stomach of the Knaaren, who thought the sceptre was rightfully his. Afterwards, he gobbles you up and eats you with ketchup and mustard.

However, he throws me up due to the lack of mayonnaise, so I went home and had a bath. I gave the scepter a nice rinse in the bath too!

However, I pop up from the toilet, nab the scepter, and flush myself down the toilet like a cartoon character! I then hide in the sewage system with the scepter safely by my side

Then you’re ambushed by Edgerabbit and his gang of ninja turtles. They throw the stick in the air thinking it’s absolutely useless, then 170.886 miles away, Greengoop is sitting on the bench in his local park, not expecting a sceptre to come flying at him…

Not expecting it, the scepter hits Greengoop on the head and knocks him out. The Jonster then walks by and seeing the scepter, picks it up and brings it the local police station for safekeeping.

Turns out, my fun-loving uncle works at the police station, and texted me “look what a robber had lmao” with a picture of the sceptre. I told him to give me it right away because it was mine, which he agreed to

Unfortunately his boss found out and fired him immediately before he could send it under the grounds that it was illegal to smuggle evidence out and then put it up for auction when the time limit passed. I was able to buy it for a number of yellow lums.

No you didn’t, it was selling for 1002 lums! Me, a rayman legends sweat, bought it with still over 20 million left in the bank

No problem, I had extra lums in my pocket. Your currency is in lums, not yellow lums so your payment was invalid. Thus the scepter ends up with me. I hide it somewhere in the Rainbow Road after I drive there.

You get so annoyed trying to finish rainbow you give up and hide it in the bog of murk instead, and we’ll all know how that ends

You just watched that on TV, don’t lie like that! The scepter is still hidden somewhere on the Rainbow Road after I finished an exciting race with other characters! Time for me to have a nap before the next race!

Looks like they added the new Greengoop character to Mario Kart! How convenient that the sceptre was in one of the mystery blocks on my path!

I wake up from my nap and join the race. Obtaining a super horn, I use it when I drive up to Greengoop causing him to crash and drop the scepter into Jonster’s hands!

Unfortunately, jonster was too busy focusing on the steering wheel that it fell off the rainbow track and into Celoché’s arena!

Rayman is able to defeat Celoche and the scepter ends up in his hands. Or so it seems, when Greengoop beats him up and takes the scepter away. I was sitting nearby and noticed this and decided to help Rayman by delivering a drop kick to Greengoop as he's about to leave, causing him to disappear as it was an illusion. As thanks, Rayman gives me the scepter for safekeeping as he continue onwards towards the doctor's office.

The doctor decides that he prescribes globox with not having a companion with a “magic stick”, and viciously throws it at the bin, where I was taking pizza slices out of at the time

Thankfully Rayman shows up as Globox is receiving his "prescription" and they leave for the Desert and the magic stick that Greengoop finds is just that: a magic stick. Rayman later calls me and tells me to head there to return the scepter so he can receive power so I head to the tunnels right away.

You think you’re gonna go to the Dessert of the Knaaren, but in reality you do to the desert of Dijiridoos! You then see Me running uncontrollably fast and swiping the sceptre right off you!

Being misinformed, you end up in the Dessert of Dijirdoos instead, while I end up at the Desert of the Knaaren, like planned. Once Rayman is finished in the tunnels, I hand the scepter over to Rayman and he receives the power before continuing to the Doctor's office and I take Toad's Turnpike to get home.